Saturday, 1 May 2010

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your energy bills down.



Terrible news from Germany for the world of anti-wind turbinementalists.

It appears that despite strenuous attempts to decry these serene giants in our landscape as being dangerous to birdies, inefficient on non-windy days and as hideous eyesores on our braw, raw and fatally beautiful land, they've been fiendishly successful.

According to Bloomberg so successful have wind turbines been in Germany that consumers are being paid to keep their lights on. 'Twice this year, the nation’s 21,000 wind turbines pumped out so much power that utilities reduced customer bills for using the surplus electricity.'

I love this, "After years of getting government incentives to install windmills, operators in Europe may have become their own worst enemy, reducing the total price paid for electricity in Germany, Europe’s biggest power market, by as much as €5 billion." 

Now implicit in this reporting is the fear for the big energy companies who have been piling into renewable energy opportunities faster, than Jim Murphy's attempts to look at himself in the mirror, is their fear that cheaper energy for the consumer means a drop in their stock market value.


Michty, what a dilemma cheaper fuel for all or less profit for fat cats. Sheesh who knew caring capitalism could be so danged confusing?









Friday, 30 April 2010

The Sun tries to top 2007 eve of election scare tactic headline

In 2007 the super soaraway Scottish Sun gave us the infamous noose photo. What will this years scare tactic be from our cuddly Unionist dependence junkies be?






Something like this possibly...






Make you own scary Sun, Daily Mail or Daily Telegraph headline here.


Naturally you can have lovely ones too.


Thursday, 29 April 2010

Scotland gagged. Preserve the Union 2



Preserve the Union 2. Handbook for our Unionist dependence junkies when encountering an evil Nat. Pip pip

Tuesday, 27 April 2010

Do your homework Paxman!

Thanks to the ever watchful Baron Sarwar of Govan for this excellent kippering of Jeremy Paxman who was caught all of a flutter by Doctor Eurfyl ap Gwilym of Plaid Cymru.


The rather condescending way he dismisses Dr Gwilym as deputy chairman of the Principality Building Society, as if he were some provincial building society branch manager, belies his ignorance of the PBS which boasts 51 branches across Wales, more than 1,000 staff and over 500,000 members. Not only is Principality a major player in the Welsh economy it is also the 8th largest building society in the UK.



Paxman's attack on Dr Gwilim's figures echo that of Welsh Secretary Peter Hain.

Iechyd da!



Angela McCluskey - Diva without a talent show.

I know that we're all supposed to worship at the altar of the world's most famous Scottish singer, talent show runner up Susan Boyle and her remarkable rise to platinum record sales, global fame and wealth. Even Alan McGee was at it a couple of weeks ago, disparaging the critique by numbers brigade by proclaiming Ms Boyle the new diva and giving her edgier cult status by suggesting her vocal delivery belongs in the world of David Lynch where her 'album is eerily detached to an almost tragic degree'.

So in tribute to a brilliant singer who hails from Glasgow and is just about completely unknown in her native land but revered around the world. I give you my wee pal Angela McCluskey of Glasgow, New York, Los Angeles and Paris and her latest single. Enjoy.



Angela McCluskey feat. Telepopmusik - Handle With Grace from YoungReplicant on Vimeo.

Saturday, 24 April 2010

Pringle of Scotland Animation by David Shrigley - Life Behind The Scenes

Best viral from a Scottish company for a long time. Still I cannae see me wearing a pringle jumper unless I morph into a Woganesque golfamentalist.


Wednesday, 21 April 2010

The Liberals, a warning from history.


Recently I've been reading the novelist, historian, soldier, sportsman, diplomat and politician John Buchan's excellent auto-biography: 'Memory Hold-The-Door'.

Buchan, has long been regarded as the prototype for Richard Hannay, the hero of his adventure novel 'The 39 Steps.' written in 1915 and hugely popular in the trenches of World War One. The dynamic of a wrongly accused man-on-the-run story is now a Hollywood staple and has been for the past 75 years.

This recollection of his life, completed just a few short weeks before his death in 1940 is full of incredible anecdotes about historical figures and places ranging from Asquith to the Zambezi and illuminates history in a way that today's historians simply aren't capable of emulating. The language and philosophies are redolent of a tantalisingly recent, but forlornly bygone age.

This stoical 'son-of-the-manse' grasped at every opportunity of education. By his mid teenage years he had read more story-tellers, poets, philosophers and essayists than I'll wager anyone who reads this has. A prodigious writer, in his lifetime Buchan produced over 30 novels, 7 short story collections, and nearly 100 works of non-fiction. Among them best selling pieces of popular fiction and critically acclaimed works of history on such diverse subjects as Julius Caesar, Cromwell, Raleigh, Montrose and Augustus.

Coming from a family of modest means he was dependent on winning scholarships to Glasgow and Oxford Universities. At Oxford he came into his own, becoming President of the Union and supplementing his income by becoming an author and publishing some six novels. His fame as a Scot at Oxford seemed to have sent a benchmark for those to follow. 



Buchan's description of how he came to join the Tories is quite illuminating and highly relevant for today. When I first read the passage below, I immediately thought about the hegemony that Labour have held over Scotland and how Buchan could be foreshadowing what many Scots feel about the Labour Party today. However, since last weeks 'Leader's Debate' and Nick Clegg's ascendency to sainthood in the polls, I think the message is equably applicable to both of these Unionist parties.

'I came of a Liberal family, most of my friends were Liberals, I agreed with nine-tenths of he party's creed. Indeed, I think that my political faith was always Liberalism-or rather "  liberality"  as Gilbert Murray has interpreted the word. But when I stood for Parliament it had to be the other side.
Now that the once omnipotent Liberal party has so declined, it is hard to realise how it was in 1911--especially in Scotland. It's dogmas were so completely taken for granted that their presentation partook less of argument than of tribal incantation. Mr Gladstone had given it an aura of earnest morality, so that its platforms were also pulpits and its harangues had the weight of sermons. It's members seemed to assume that their opponents  must be lacking either in morals or mind. The Tories were the "stupid" party; Liberals alone understood and sympathised with the poor; a working man who was not a Liberal was inaccessible to reason, or morally corrupt, or intimidated by laird or employer. I remember a lady summing up the attitude thus: Tories may think they are better born, but Liberals know they are better born.' 

I dare say many will dismiss Buchan's words as that of a typical Tory grandee slamming the opposition, indulging in the same petty politics we see and hear every day in Scotland. They would be wrong. I consider Buchan to be a thinking politician unlike any other we've seen in Scotland. He was a man capable of taking all arguments, collating them and then once digested deciding on his own viewpoint and how that might help his fellow Scots.  Before judging him too hastily consider these words, taken from a speech he gave in the Houses of Common in 1932. 


"  I believe that every Scotsman should be a Scottish nationalist. If it could be proved that a separate Scottish Parliament were desirable, that is to say that the merits were greater than the disadvantages, Scotsmen should support it. I would go further. Even if it were not proved desirable, if it could be proved desirable by any substantial majority of the Scottish people, then Scotland should be allowed to make the decision."  John Buchan














Sunday, 18 April 2010

Ashmageddon and beyond



The hyperbole has yet again smashed through the apoplexy barrier with some of the comments and headlines surrounding the eruption of the Eyjafjallajokul volcano, the name still sounds vaguely like a Glaswegian threat to me, 'Aye-ya-fjalla-yokel'. 

There are doom laden predictions of Europe's economy set to be in tatters, it could last years, it's a health risk, we're all going to die etcetera. Most alarming was the news that the precious foods we fly in from the other side of the world, real essentials like fresh pineapple chunks from Ghana and organic baby corn from Thailand are going to rot abroad, our supermarket shelves left bare...

To be honest, I'm loving it. It's like Planet 1 Humans 0. The skies over my house have been beautiful the last couple of days; with no ugly jet trails vandalising my skyline, no Tornado's screaming across the Cairn Valley at 200 feet playing 'Where's Terry Taliban and his ginger Jihadist mates?'


The stories of happy people living beside the big airports describing the joy of being able to enjoy their gardens for the first time without the constant background noise of a plane taking off every 90 seconds has given the poor bastards a taste of the better qualities of life, the way it should be. 

So what if business slows down a bit and people can't travel the world at the same break neck speed we've become used to. Those stuck away from home will get back eventually, just a bit later than they had planned. They'll soon be reminiscing in a spirit of the Blitz stylee, no doubt there's already a flotilla of little ships and windsurfers evacuating the poor folk stranded at Dunkirk with Johnny Foreigner. Surely there's no need for panic over losing contact with loved ones after all, we pride ourselves on living in this instant digital communication age, where we can facebook, twitter, bebo, video-conference, there's an I-phone app for just about everything except for wiping your arse, and no doubt someone's working on the I-wipe. Twitter has already proved helpful, with twitterees arranging lift sharing and bed crashing around the globe, actually bringing cyber chums together in real life!

Maybe the sporadic nature of the volcanoes ash will allow us to start getting a bit more involved with life here. Perhaps we'll start thinking about the inadequacies of our non flight transport infrastructure. Perhaps we could take the entire rail system back into public hands and operate it as a vital community service rather than a publicly subsidised profit machine for fat cat speculators. Let's think about opening up our old sea routes, our trade with Scandinavia and Ireland. Look at the way our communities off the west coast have been allowed to become retirement areas with locals priced out of the market, because the only way in for industry is by single track with passing places B roads, when previously fleets of puffers and steamers operated off the coast and island. What about the idle container ships currently dumped at Loch Striven, how fast can they be put into action to take up the slack of lost Air freight business?

Naturally there are calls for bail outs of the airlines. It didn't happen after the Twin Towers attacks, why should BA, BMI, Virgin et al expect help from the public purse now? Maybe they should consider investing in Helium inflated dirigibles. Greater cargo shifting possibilities, better for the environment, and ideal for leisurely travel. The Germans have been doing it at Friedrichshafen since the days of the Zeppelins, and are working on Airships that are extremely safe, have fantastic potential for lifting all sorts of cargo and people. Then there's the whole unexplored world of the orbital airship.


Aye, things are changing, surely now it's time to kick back and just slow down our lives? We might just enjoy it a little bit more.

Why would anyone want to be the £abour £ivingstone MP?

What the shitting crikey is going on in West Lothian, with further reporting of Labour councillors to the Police for alleged offences under the Public Bodies Corrupt Practises Act?


To further muddy the picture, the two Labour councillors reported to plod by council chief executive, Alex Linkston, under the councils Anti-Fraud and Corruption Policy are Councillor Willie Dunn and Councillor Graeme Morrice. Councillor Morrice is of course the PPC for Labour, the man tipped to replace poor Jim Devine.




According to Independent Councillor Gordon Beurskens the allegations are some 8 months old and refer back to the period when Labour were in control of the council. He further alleges that the crown and police have sat on this story and done nothing for the past eight months.


What I find astonishing is that this decision by the soon to retire Chief Executive, (he's taking a 45 year old pension with him) was taken on the 8th of April, the Action to save St John's Hospital Party put it out as press release on the 12th of April, yet here we are having just popped into the 18th April and there has been no mention of it in the mainstream media, nor even the West Lothian Councils own 'Newsroom'.

The Scotsman did a quite high profile piece on the Livingstone constituency on the 14th of April, a full six days after the decision had been made, once again for emphasis, by the Council Chief Executive, to report Morrice and Dunn to the police. They managed to include a couple of quotes from Morrice about the 'scandal' of Jim Devine being on Legal Aid and give him their customary free kick at the SNP. But no mention of what is surely a fairly large story, given Councillor Morrice's current ambition and potential job...


Councillor Beurskens, appears to have attracted a lot of opprobrium from the usual sources, in fact The Sunday Herald's favourite wee terrier, Paul Hutcheon has yet another 'exclusive' giving Cllr Beursken a quite tremendous shafting, whilst predictably, also shoeing the SNP at the same. Naturally, he makes no mention of either Messrs Dunn and Morrice...



Saturday, 17 April 2010

Superspud to the rescue.

When he's not saving poor old women from out of control cars and rescuing kittens from trees, Jim Murphy the sepulchral Secretary for the State of Scotland never misses an opportunity to profess his love of football. 

In fact it struck the very essence of awe into me one evening when watching Rep Scotland to see SuperSpud, man of ra peeple, nonchalantly wander into an honest-it-wasn't-pre-arranged vox pop (honest) to give his views on the latest Scotland performance to a beeb reporter.

What concerns me most about Mr Murphy and football, was starkly brought home to me yesterday afternoon when I took my elderly; Alzheimer suffering, retired miner, former trade union leader, former Labour supporting, father-in-law, Tam, for a wee drive in the nearby countryside to marvel at the clear blue skies. 

We stopped outside the former Dungavel prison, now home to all these pesky people who believed this to be a land of opportunity, the kind of people who risked life and limb to get here only to find themselves subject to racism, intimidation and a home for them and their children behind, barbed wire fences and  bars. 


As we parked, near the 'detention centre' a van pulled out, an advert on the back, read, 'ARCO, Britain's Leading Supplier of Personal Protection Equipment'. One can only imagine that what the driver delivered wasn't for the inmates protection. 

However, I digress, Tam, came out of his small-stroke dwammy to tell me that when he was captain of Muirkirk Juniors in the 1950 and early 1960's they would often play games against the prisoners at Dungavel. Sounding like something out of 'Porridge', a handful of prison officers would lead the prison team and a couple of hundred prisoners across the road to an immaculate little ground where the lags got the opportunity for a bit of a stretch and some legal assault on the opposition. Nobody ever thought of legging it as they were in the middle of the moors between Muirkirk, Strathaven and miles from civilisation.

The football pitch is still there, albeit it in a less than pristine condition.


Whilst wandering over the field to take the above photo, a thought struck me that this pitch was not being put to the best use. Jim Murphy, nearly two years ago famously claimed that as Secretary of State he was committed to ending the practise of housing the children of failed asylum seekers in Dungavel. Since then there has been a slew of campaigns highlighting this very practise, most recently the on going case of Florence and Precious Mhango. Mr Murphy has yet to either comment or make his commitment good.

Looking at the broken cross bar and the fit to be ploughed field, that was once a beautiful wee pitch, Tam turned to me and said "It's a pity that they cannae let they foreign folk and their weans in the prison out for a wee kickabout on the pitch on a grand day like this." I agreed and we went back to the car and drove home.

Thursday, 15 April 2010

Victory for common sense and cheese.



Since there's no chance of escaping the country tonight thanks to the evil Icelandic volcano ashes engulfing the skies of Europe, I suppose we'll all have to sit in front of the idiot box and watch the three stooges slap, poke and punch each other, as they attempt to persuade the bored masses of their abilities to cock up the next four or five years. The good news is that Border TV have now joined the likes of BBC1 Scotland, BBC2 Scotland, STV, Channel 4 and Channel 5 and will be broadcasting the Tartan Overlord's address to the nation at 18.25 after the joy that is Lookaround. 

As readers of the blog know this wasn't happening as of yesterday. A couple of calls and some emails from yours truly and common sense prevailed.




The rather modest lady (who doesn't wish to be named) at Border TV and her sensible colleagues in the ITV network who made it happen have my thanks and that of the 250,000 other folk who live in the south of Scotland who are stuck between Selkirk and a hard place when it comes to getting news about what's happening in their own country. 

Now of course if Labour are returned at the General Election, Lookaround will cease to exist and some strange conglomeration headed up by a Welsh production company and the Daily Mail will assume responsibility for getting local news to the aforementioned 250,000 potential advertising customers.  Hopefully someone in this new outfit will make sure that lapses like the one mentioned above don't happen again. Naturally I hope Labour are humiliated beyond compare and this scenario won't happen. In that case, Border TV get your act together and Cameron think devolution of Broadcasting, you know it makes sense!

Nats close Scottish airports in suicide pact with Iceland

Anti-Nat stories, an occasional series. 

In a further moment of health and safety madness likely to be commonplace in an independent Scotland, the Nats have closed all of Scotland's airports. How much longer will we have to put up with these moaning NATS?

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Except for viewers in the South of Scotland...Exclusive!


Yet again Tyne Tees - Border TV, the Newcastle based ITV broadcaster have gone awry in their political obligations to the 250,000 plus viewers living in Dumfries & Galloway, Borders and parts of Ayrshire, by NOT playing the SNP party political broadcast tomorrow night prior to the party leaders debate. Viewers outside the South of Scotland can see Alex Salmond say what he might have said if here were allowed to participate on BBC1 Scotland, BBC2 Scotland, STV, Channel 4 and Channel 5.

This isn't the first time the quarter of a million people in the South of Scotland have been left in the dark. Last year before the European elections Border hadn't scheduled the SNP Party Political Broadcast preferring instead to offer their viewers a party political broadcast from those not terribly well known in Auld Scotia, right wing nut jobs UKIP. 

Complaints were made from my Dumfries office, councillors who had been out knocking doors and stuffing envelopes through doors campaigning were justifiably miffed, messages were sent up the line to the high heid yins at the SNP bunker in Edinburgh. Calls were reluctantly made and the situation was rectified. The broadcast was played and the SNP finished an admirable second to the Tories, but absolutely trouncing Labour and the Lib Dems.

Naturally this isn't just the fault of Border TV, who have been forced to merge with Tyne Tees after Michael Grade foresaw an opportunity to squeeze a few extra pennies out of the pension fund by sacking staff and closing down the Carlisle operation, giving the South of Scotland a five minute opt out on 'Lookaround' where viewers can enjoy learning all about young lassies doing Irish dancing in Whitby... Nope, in many ways the folk that must share the blame for this apathy to the South of Scotland are the upper echelons of the SNP, particularly the team that negotiated these PPB's to be scheduled prior to the leaders debate. How soon before the party realise that Scotland doesn't end somewhere south of Motherwell on the M74?



At the same time as Salmond offers viewers outside the South of Scotland an alternative politics to the "Metropolitan machine" his party are guilty of 'kowtowing' (thanks to Hamish) to the Central belt and ignoring peripheral Scotland.

Not that Labour, the Tories or the Lib Dems are blameless. They've never thought to complain about the paucity of news coverage this area gets, it suits their political agenda just fine and dandy to ignore the question of Scottish self determination.


If as expected we say goodbye to Comrade Brown and his relentless dithering after the General Election and welcome in the shiny forehead of David 'Dave' Cameron and his desire to respect Scotland, the first thing he can do to show that respect is to legislate the devolution of broadcasting to Scotland, so that a nation of five million doesn't remain dependent on London or Newcastle for our cultural and political views. 

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Remembering Arnold Zadikow

Whilst boulevarding down the Ramblas des Googlers last night I came across the following image that stopped me in my tracks.


The piece is called 'Death as a Scottish soldier charging the battlefield.' A few moments of on-line searching and I found out the artist was called Arnold Zadikow.

A very brief biography reveals that Zadikow was a Jewish sculptor who worked in silver, stone, glass and metals. He died in 1943 in the infamous Theresienstadt concentration camp. The vast majority of his works were destroyed by the Nazis in 1942, a few small pieces were kept hidden until after the war and then ended up in private collectors hands.


The rest of this series of medals is equally compelling.



Death as a sailor with nets catching boats


 
Death as a soldier playing a flute



Death as the Pied Piper of Hamelin.


Frieden (Peace): death drumming up support for war.


Death from the air.


Death sitting on a canon.


What occurred to me is that Zadikow and his contemporaries were not afraid to show that war is about fear and death. His description of death makes our generation of artists representing war rather timid by comparison. Somewhere over the last 60 years we've shifted from the superstitious representations that occupied us since the earliest days, to focussing on the heroics of men and women in uniform. The fear element representation of death has been replaced by sound-bites, laser guided rockets and coloured panic alerts.

War artists have traditionally shown the warts and all aspects of conflict, with nods to both heroism and visceral atrocities, for example Goya's  'The Disasters of War' series which depicted rape, torture, execution and hand to hand peasant combat. Then there was Picasso's incredible 'Guernica', controversially covered up by UN officials on the day they 'debated' Resolution 1441 as a precursor to the war in Iraq.

A search looking for contemporary war artists hits very few people. Twenty-five years ago I remember encountering the spotty faced Chapman brothers setting up an installation at the Dick Institute in Kilmarnock of all places where they were making a Samurai warrior out of plastic soldiers and weapons. It's nearly 20 years since Peter Howson was the official war artist in Bosnia, and if truth be told his war scenes from Bosnia differed very little from his bar brawls in Bridgeton. Since Iraq there's almost an aspect of 'embedded artists', whereby official artists kept with the troops and are shown what they can record. 

The first hit I found for Michael Fay, an American war artist was a site devoted to the homo-erotic aspect of men in uniform..not quite what I was looking for. Although he does very pleasant watercolours of men in khaki, his work was nothing like the tragic realism I had anticipated. 



I then found Arabella Dorman who created the piece below. She seems to focus on the heroic bravery of the individual victim rather than the horrors they face. Her work is somewhat negated by her commission price list on her website and the plethora of aristocratic, aesthetically appealing faces that peer out at the viewer. 




The one artist I found that seemed to at least be pointing out the cerebral and satirical aspects of war, was Gerald Laing, the sixties pop-art artist, who returned to active service with his 1960's Vietnam era 'Starlets' to give voice to his disquiet about Abu Ghraib and the abuses taking place there. His re-engagement perhaps says more about contemporary arts unhealthy obsession with money and celebrity, rather than the search for truth and beauty in war. 



I'm delighted to have found Arnold Zadikow, sharing his images and part of his story here protects him just a little bit from oblivion and perhaps remembers that he and his work fell victim to the War. 








Victory for Cheese


Today I’m going to do something I haven’t done in thirty years. I’m going to buy a copy of the Daily Record. Fear not I haven’t gone over to the dark side and joined the dependence junkies. I’ve just received rather good news from the Press Complaints Commission (PCC) regarding my complaint against the Daily Record and what I contend was their deliberate cropping of a photograph of Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi. 
To put you in the picture, sit back, relax, put up your feet, have a glass or mug of something enervating and I’ll tell you a tale. Comfortable? Good, then I’ll begin.
Back in November 2009 on the third month anniversary of the release, on compassionate grounds, of Mr Megrahi, those pesky scamps at the Daily Record decided it would be a jolly jape and no doubt a bit of a wheeze if they altered a photograph taken of Megrahi on the 20th of August, his release day. In a nod to Stalin’s passion for expunging folk from photos, they cut out the image of Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, Colonel Gaddafi's son and plastered a label proclaiming 'Yesterday' over it. This gave the impression to their loyal readership that as of November 19th 2009 Mr Megrahi was in tip-top condition and was no doubt ready to don his speedos and participate in the All-African Water Polo Championships, opposed to a man who had been diagnosed with terminal prostrate cancer.
Now the more astute among you will recall mention of the fact, that I've stated this nefarious piece of judicious tabloid editing was suggested to me, as a suitable post for this here blog, by my former boss, the current Education Secretary Michael Russell. 
Despite his shift from an emphatic denial of the blogs existence to one of complete denial of knowledge of the blog contents, in many ways I see this post as completion of the final task he asked me to do. No doubt when the enquiry into email correspondence and my alleged blogging on parliamentary equipment finally takes place, if at all, investigators will find the email I received from the Scottish Parliamentary Information Centre informing me that the hard copy of the Daily Record was in fact missing from their archives. When I told Mr Russell about this, oddly enough in front of another member of the cabinet (whom I'll be delighted to call as a witness at my Unfair Dismissal Tribunal), the silly sausage told me not to worry that he would get one of the special advisor wonks to get a hard copy for me…
I first contacted the PCC back in January, funnily enough not very long after I’d been charged with Breach of the Peace and the details were leaked to everyone’s favourite Sunday Herald journalist, Paul Hutcheon. Not that that was my motivation, oh no. I merely thought the story was a good one and a perfect example of the Daily Records methods and their devotion to backing up the Labour Party at every opportunity. Besides any manipulation of a photograph of such an important event only serves to distort the truth.
I was therefore a bit taken a back when the PCC replied as follows:
In this instance, the newspaper has amended its files to ensure it has the correct date on the photograph.  After some negotiation, the newspaper is also willing to publish a clarification on its website (to remain there for 48 hours).  The wording of the piece would be as follows:
On 19 November 2009 we published a report about the health of the Lockerbie Bomber, Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi, headlined “Megrahi’s ‘doing fine’”.  It was accompanied by an image of Mr al Megrahi that supposedly showed him “doing fine” on the 18 November 2009.  We would like to make clear to readers that the photograph was, in fact, taken in August 2009.  While we understand that six months after his diagnosis Mr al Megrahi’s condition has not deteriorated significantly, we apologise to our readers for any confusion caused by the erroneous labelling of the image on the 19 November.
Now scrub me down with carbolic and call me Florence, but I didn't think much of their offer, don't get me wrong I was pleased that they were publishing a clarification, so I responded thus:

Dear Rebecca, many thanks for your prompt response.

I do have a couple of issues with The Daily Record 'apology' and would like the following questions answered.

1. Why was this image used? Particularly as it had to be cropped to remove Saif al-Islam Gaddafi from the image and the addition of the banner titled 'Yesterday' to mask Mr al Megrahi and Gaddafi clasping hands. It is my belief that the use of this image was significantly more than an 'erroneous' clerical error, it required a significant amount of work to crop, remove and add the banner. I would like some explanation as to why the journalist, picture editor, editor and Daily Record lawyer deemed it appropriate for publication.

2. "While we understand that six months after his diagnosis Mr al Megrahi’s condition has not deteriorated significantly." What medical evidence do the Daily Record have to substantiate this statement? It appears to me that this is a rather sordid way for the Daily Record to use their 'apology' to maintain their claim that Mr al Megrahi is not suffering from terminal prostrate cancer, when all expert medical evidence suggests otherwise. It reads more like petty political point scoring rather than a genuine apology. I would not expect such a disingenuous statement to be included in any apology, unless the Daily Record have the very latest medical records for Mr al Megrahi and can prove their statement.

3. A brief appearance on a free access website is hardly an apology. I believe the Daily Record owe it their 'paying' readers to publish their apology both in print and on-line. It is after all, in its current state, a paltry 100 words and would take up little space inside their newspaper.

Once again many thanks for your help in this matter.

Kind regards

Mark

A couple of weeks passed and I hadn't heard anything. A request for info from the PCC elicited this response:

The newspaper’s solicitors advised me on Friday that it had nothing to add in light of your comments and, as a resolution could not be reached, the matter will now be passed to the Commission for its formal consideration under the Code.  I do hope this is acceptable.

Kind regards,
Rebecca

A request for a time line from the PCC brought about this reply:

Dear Mark,

Your case will be circulated to the Commission this week.

I have a feeling that this complaint will provoke much discussion but usual procedure would be for a decision to be finalised within two weeks.  However, it may be that the Commission has more questions that require investigation and if that happens I will, of course, keep you up to date with any developments.

Kind regards,
Rebecca

On the 16th of March I received this absolute stonker of an email from the PCC with an attempt by the Daily Record and their Lawyers to muddy the water, go on guess who...oh OK none other than Levy & MacRae, those lovely people who represent just about every newspaper and media outlet in Scotland ohh and Steven Purcell the coke loving former Labour leader of Glasgow City Council...

Here's their email to the PCC and forwarded to me:

From: DavidMcKie [mailto:dmckie@lemac.co.uk] Sent: 16 March 2010 08:45 
To: Becky HalesCc: LisaLindsay; ScottLangham; d.stewart-brown@dailyrecord.co.uk; b.waddell@dailyrecord.co.uk Subject: RE: Complaint 1000369 DAILY RECORD - DAI002/728Importance: High

DMcK/LL/DAI002/728

Dear Ms Hales,                                                            
                                                                            
DAILY RECORD                                                              
COMPLAINT BY MARK MACLACHLAN                                              
YOUR REF: 100369                                                           
                                                                           
This letter follows our recent discussion.                                
                                                                           
We note that the matter will go to the Commission for a decision.

Please clarify in the first instance whether the complaint is in fact timebarred as we understand it was made more than two months after publication. If so, perhaps you could set out on what basis the Commission is dealing with the complaint. The photograph complained of is not on the web edition of the newspaper and so it doesn’t remain an ongoing or active matter in terms of the Code’s
timebar exceptions.

Secondly, the complaint is not from someone not directly affected by the matters about which they are complaining.

Our clients would like the following information to be taken into account  when determining this matter.                                             
                                                                           
The starting point is that our clients accept that the photograph was not taken the day before.  Therefore, they accept that the caption on the photograph was inaccurate. Their dispute is over their proposed resolution.            
                                                                           
They would ask you to take account of the following factors: -            
                                                                           
       1.         This was not a material inaccuracy.   The photograph of  
       Mr al-Megrahi was taken on the date that he left Scotland for Libya.
       On that date, he had already been diagnosed as terminally ill.  The 
       photograph is therefore one of a terminally ill man.  It is not a    
       photograph of Mr al-Megrahi in full health, which appears to be the 
       suggestion of the complainer.   Accordingly, the photograph is not  
       materially misleading or inaccurate.  It is not a photograph of an  
       individual in good health.                                          
                                                                           
       2.         The complainer in this case is someone who has a blog by 
       the name of “The Universality of Cheese”.  In January 2010, the     
       complainer wrote a blog which stated The Daily Record is a big fat 
       liar and other observations”.   In that blog, Mr MacLachlan, who is,
       or was until recently, a prominent member of the Scottish National  
       Party, refers to the newspaper as “The Labour Party in-house        
       journal” and describes the Daily Record’s approach to the release of
       the Lockerbie bomber has having been “completely vituperative in    
       condemning MacAskill’s decision”.  He went on to say “There appears 
       to be some desperate wish on the part of the Labour Party and the   
       tabloids for Megrahi to remain alive, not on humanitarian grounds,  
       but merely to embarrass MacAskill.  Some have even gone so far as to
       deliberately mislead their readership with flagrant lies, deceit and
       propaganda”.  The only newspaper mentioned by Mr MacLachlan on his 
       blog prior to that sentence was our clients, the Daily Record.      
       Furthermore he describes the use of the photograph of Mr al-Megrahi 
       published in the Daily Record on 19th November 2009 as being        
       “subterfuge and propaganda”.  This blog shows that the complainer  
       is not approaching his complaint from an objective point of view.   
       He appears to have political leanings which are contrary to the     
       editorial viewpoint of the Daily Record and he also appears to have 
       made certain assumptions and suppositions which are groundless in   
       fact, about the editorial intent of the Daily Record in the         
       publication of the article.  They are of course also defamatory.

 While our clients fully recognise Mr MacLachlan’s perfectly legitimate  right to complain about the Daily Record, his complaint should be seen in that context.               
                                                                           
With regard to the report of Mr al-Megrahi’s illness, the article was simply reporting what had been appearing in newspaper in Tripoli, and that is perfectly clear from the article, namely that Mr al-Megrahi was reported as “doing fine” by members of his family, according to the Tripoli Post.                                                             
                                                                           
If the complainer accepts the apparent evidence of the family i.e. that Mr al-Megrahi was “doing fine” our clients cannot understand the concern which he has over the way in which the photograph was presented.          
                                                                           
Notwithstanding concerns over timebar, the fact that the complainer is not directly connected to the subject matter of the article and the fact that our clients do not consider the inaccuracy to be material, they have made an offer to publish the correction on their website and they have already marked their files, which in their view is an adequate and sufficient response to the issue. We look forward to hearing from you once you have had the opportunity of considering the above.      
                                                                           
 Yours sincerely,                                                          
                                                                           
 DAVID McKIE
                                                               
Now this was starting to become fun. I responded thus:

Dear Rebecca, many thanks for forwarding the Daily Records response.

I wish to add that I am no longer a member of the SNP, I haven't been since last year. Also I was never a prominent member of the party, I was a local branch secretary and worked as a Constituency Manager for a Regional (list) MSP. Hardly at the centre of the action as my meagre salary (£25,000) demonstrates.

I'm somewhat surprised that the Daily Records lawyer's, Mr McKie, presumes that one has to be directly affected by the offending photograph in order to complain about deliberate image manipulation..

As regards my blog, I can tell you that exactly 43 people read the post Mr McKie refers to in January. The Daily Record sold an average of 309,846 issues in January according to February's ABC's. A grand total of three people commented on the blog post. As you will see from our earliest correspondence I sent you a link to the blog post, which has a photograph and my name on the very front page, therefore there was no attempt to hide this information from the PCC.

As to Mr McKie's obfuscation and semantics on the definition of 'doing fine' and on Mr al Megrahi's health, the fact remains that by doctoring a photograph and labelling it as 'Yesterday', the Daily Record sought to suggest that the photograph of Mr al Megrahi "doing fine." was dated November 18th which was entirely false, as the photograph was taken two months earlier. To base their report on an uncredited family member commenting to the Tripoli Post is a world of difference from The Daily Record having access to the terminally ill Mr al-Megrahi's medical records.

The Daily Record may not have the image on its website they did, however, use it to sell some 300,000 plus copies of their newspaper.

I am very content that the commission takes a look at both sides of the debate in this matter.

Best wishes

Mark

PS Dear Rebecca,

I forgot to mention that Mr McKie failed to place his complaint, that I was singling out the Daily Record as being vituperative, in context. The whole sentence reads as follows:  "The Daily Record
much like the rest of the British tabloids and American media have been completely vituperative in condemning MacAskill's decision."

This can be confirmed by reading the link below.

http://the-universality-of-cheese.blogspot.com/2010/01/daily-record-is-big-fat-liar-and-other.html

I hasten to add that the motive of my complaint is not political, it is a plea for accuracy from the Daily Record, whatever their editorial viewpoint.

cheers

Mark

I was therefore delighted to pick up the following email from Rebecca at the PCC when I came back from holiday at the weekend:

Dear Mr MacLachlan,
As you are aware, the Commission recently considered your complaint
against the Daily Record on a formal basis under the terms of the Code
of Practice.

The Commission agreed that even with the delay in this complaint, the
newspaper's offer of a correction published for a limited time online
was not a sufficient response to your concerns.

I was asked to request the publication of a correction in the newspaper
at the soonest opportunity.  Please see below for confirmation that the
newspaper will be publishing the following in print next week:

"On 19 November 2009 we published a report about the health of the
Lockerbie Bomber, Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, headlined "Megrahi's
'doing fine'".  It was accompanied by an image of Mr al-Megrahi that was
said to have to been taken "yesterday".  We would like to make clear to
readers that the photograph was, in fact, taken in August 2009."

I have been advised that it is likely the piece will appear with due
prominence as required by the Code this coming Tuesday.  Do let me know
whether this action represents a suitable resolution to your complaint.
If you are happy with this, I should be able to confirm the publication
date on Monday.

I think I mentioned in an earlier email that resolving a complaint with
the PCC means has the added benefit that a summary of your complaint -
with your consent and a wording agreed by you - will be published on our
website to act, importantly, as a further public record of your concerns
and the subsequent remedial action taken by the newspaper. 

I look forward to hearing from you at your soonest convenience.

Kind regards,
Rebecca
-----Original Message-----

From: d.stewart-brown@dailyrecord.co.uk

[mailto:d.stewart-brown@dailyrecord.co.uk] 

Sent: 08 April 2010 15:50
To: Becky Hales
Subject: Re: Complaint 100369

Afternoon,
                       Absolutely happy with that and we will endeavour
to publish early next week. I will of course inform you first of location
within the newspaper and position.

Kind regards

Derek Stewart-Brown
Managing Editor
 
 
I do apologise for the length of this post, however I do feel it's important for us all to know that when we witness our media being flagrantly dishonest with their viewers, listeners or readers that we take them to task by complaining to the appropriate authorities.

I'm fully aware that this is not the grovelling apology I would have wished for. However, a printed correction in their own pages is far better than one tucked away on an anonymous website page for a mere 48 hours. I consider this a victory for me sticking it to the artless palimpsest of gibberish the Daily Record foists on its readership every day, and most importantly the completion of a task that was suggested to me by my then employer. 






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