Full fat cheese to return shortly.

Delighted and somewhat gobsmacked to have seen the numbers visiting the site whilst I've been otherwise entertained by the World Cup, moved home, no broadband, phone or mobile coverage (thanks BT and sundry mobile operators), endeavoured to cope with the return of a ravenous teenager from Uni and the lovestruck mewling of a younger version...ooh and the start of the Summer holidays and tabloid dribbling.

To all who visited new and old, fear not, I'll be back in the saddle in the next week or so with many a flustered quote and a plethora of half baked opinions to fling into the mire. As for you, you doctrinaire faux Utopians who shut your eyes to human nature and self determination, you ardent unionists who feed on hatred and delusion, you destroyers of pride and culture, you genealogists of the simian race, you whose name was once and insult in itself, be well content: you have been the prophets of doom and your disciples are the pontiffs of an aborrhent but shaky future.

In the meantime, I'm off somewhere sunny for some serious hammock time. Ta luego.