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Thursday, 7 April 2011

Funographic failings and Iain Gray.



It has to be said, there's been a seismic shift in attitude and latitude towards the Scottish branch of the Labour Party from the Scottish branch of The Sun tabloid. This past week or so we've seen The Sun indulge in Labour kipperings on everything from Jim Devine and the failings of Scottish Labour general Secretary Colin Smyth and soon to be, if rumours are too be believed, ex-MP Gordon Brown.


To the outing of Holywood stalwart Brian Cox as a closet Eck's Man


Which saw him reveal his true thoughts on Iain Gray and the dogs dinner that Labour in Scotland have become.


However, today, Andy Nicol the journalist responsible for most of these stories ( and a none too shoddy novelist) more or less hammered the Saltire to the Sun masthead when he mocked Iain Gray and the Labour Parties pathetic, written on the back of a fag packet manifesto.




It's a rare condition for SNP/Independence supporters to find themselves indulging in a spot of schadenfreude at the expense of the all mighty Labour Party, particularly when it comes in such a high circlation blatt as the Sun, circa 330,000 papers sold per day. Whilst support in the form of the old 'enemy of my enemy is my friend' school of thought is to be welcomed, it has to be with accepted with extreme caution and with it a reminder of these words.

"Vote SNP today and you put Scotland's head in the noose."


That front page was the most disgraceful bluntest propaganda by so-called journalists seen since Devolution. It was an offence against democracy for members of the Scottish press to crow bar their blatant and crude beliefs into an attempt to influence the Scottish public. 

Lest we forget, over one million people in Scotland, who buy the three best selling papers, the Record the Sun and the Daily Mail, were told that a vote for the SNP would cost tax payers £5000 per head, income tax would go up 3 pence, hundreds of thousands of jobs would be lost. All these lies were presented as actual fact, straight from Labour's election leaflets dreamed up by the likes of John McTernan and co

The SNP government won by the slimmest of margins in the face of relentless negativity from the Scottish media, wur ain couthy State Broadcaster, postal vote irregularities and of course electronic ballot counting, complete with extremely complex ballot papers, all administered by Westminster. In our favour then and now is the online presence and technology. Last time around the campaign was all about the SNP's then revolutionary electoral software 'Active8' which utterly trumped Labour's own electioneering babbage machine, which couldn't differentiate between tenements and houses...Online, there were a few blogs about, but mostly the disgruntled with access to a computer logged on to fulminate on the pages of the Scotsman and the Herald. My abiding memory of the 2007 election was updating the Hootsman forum as the results came in and announcing to those readers around the world that the SNP had done it. This time, we're completely blogged up. The excellent Newsnet goes from strength to strength and garners amazing numbers of readers that have trounced the online presence of both the Hootsman and the Herald, all without selling out to some shady corporation. They cater to pro-Independence supporters and present them with the news in a radically neutral style, albeit from an SNP supporting stance, hey if the Record can do it... Then there's Twitter.


Stepping into the world of the Twitteratti during this election run up has become fairly interesting. I'm on there under @MarkEMacLachlan alongside sundry others from the Scottish blogosphere. Interestingly the funniest and most compelling tweets come from the likes of non-bloggers like @grahame_case, @GML1320 , @CSbungo, @bcnsco , who also has an excellent Youtube page as does @baronsarwar , and his eponymously titled Youtube page.  

I've never met any of these folk in real life, at least I don't think I have, but there is no doubt in my mind that they are are mobilised and are handing Labour their collective arses on a plate. @ScottishLabour like much of their policies and attitudes are still stuck in the past and have not cottoned on to the fact that 140 characters is more suited to wit and whimsy than worthy leaden phraseology crimped from the diaries of Harold Wilson. 


This move away from Labour by the Sun is hopefully something we'll see in other areas of our media. Mayhaps Scotland will only be free when the last Labour councillor is choked to death with the pages of the Daily Record.


Addendum:

I've just heard on Twitter from several sources that Iain Gray was forced to abandon a photocall at Glasgow's Central Station this morning and flee in a taxi, after being confronted by anti-cut protestors...Couldnaemakeitup.


Here's the video of it after being re-imagined by the splendid Bcnsco


Wednesday, 5 January 2011

Nezavisna Crna Gora - Nezavisna Scotland


Every so often I look at BBC Scotland's response to potentially damaging stories for the Labour party and their lack of reporting and being a fair sort of chap give them the benefit of the doubt. I ponder that perhaps these stories that so inflame my pro-Independence chums are not that big a story, that perhaps we're guilty of being desperate to see an institution we're all share holders in, stand up and give us some unbiased reporting on the latest Labour slip up, faux pas, blatant piece of political chicanery or outright corruption. Sadly, we've become so accustomed to being on the kicking end, that just once it would be nice to see the shoe on the other foot and our viewpoint perhaps get a bit of fair coverage.

The Rami Okasha story, where  former Secretary for the State of Scotland, Jim Murphy's senior aide actively tried to smear a member of the public for having the temerity to submit a Freedom of Information request on the whole Wendygate £995 donations, I felt was something that at the very least deserved a little bit of the notorious grilling that the beebs permanently aggrieved political journalists and morning disc jockeys dish out to their SNP counterparts. Alas not to be, never reported, nothing to see here move along please. After Baroness Dreich and Douglas Murray's deeply offensive anti-Scottish comments on Radio 4's 'Any Questions' I considered the reaction from the English audience as excellent, the majority of the Sutton Coldfield appeared to cheer Murray and Dreich inane dribblings. My thoughts were along the lines of, good let them believe the bollocks these people have just spouted, let the middle England resentment that all of us Scots are alcoholic, benefit scrounging wannabes living off English largesse flourish, let them foster that discontent and actively end the Union from the English side. Let the insults from English BBC grow to such a crescendo that eventually a Scottish voice in BBC Scotland might say enough is enough. Again not to be.
 
Which brings us neatly to the latest Iain Gray farrago. It may not quite be the smoking gun we'd want it to be, but it is something that one might expect BBC Scotland to cover following the Sunday Herald, Scotland on Sunday and Sunday Express coverage. When nothing appeared on BBC Radio Scotland morning news or their online presence. I sent a message to a BBC presenting friend asking if the item would be covered in the news. So far, sadly no reply.
 
I suppose I'm in quite an unusual position in that I have friends who are Montenegrin and I have actually visited this beautiful little country. 


My wife and I met brother and sister Milica and Branko on a beautiful beach on the Florida Keys nearly 20 years ago. We all hit it off, finding shared interests and things to laugh at in a sterile straight laced American atmosphere. Particularly a park ranger who looked remarkably like Leslie Neilson of the Naked Gun movies, who gave Milica and I a ticket for 'failure to wear appropriate swimwear in a swimwear designated area'. She was topless, I was err bottomless... Camping, imported beers, racoon dodging and shrimp gorging are some of my memories of our short time together. Their English was excellent, they had driven from Montreal to the Keys in, if memory serves me correctly, a gas guzzling late 1970's Oldsmobile Cutlass sedan, piloted by Milica's Dutch boyfriend, Johan. 



They were surprised to discover that a few years earlier we had driven through Montenegro en route to Turkey, driving a tiny Fiat Uno. Yes, we did drive it through the Paris peripherique, and no we didn't bump into any black Mercedes...




Our Montenegrin chums were confounded at the news that an Uno could drive that far but were utterly gobsmacked to discover that we'd not only stopped in Titograd but stayed the night, in what was then a featureless town almost enirely devoted to Soviet era architecture.

 
 Over the years Milica and I have kept up correspondence. Thanks to the arrival of the internet, communication is easier, photos and stories are now shared on facebook and by email. Two years ago family illness prevented us from visiting Branko in Montenegro. Milica lives in the USA these days selling exclusive jewellery for one of those companies whose shiny baubles are beyond the reach of 99% of this planets mortals. 

So when Iain Gray, Scotland's own International Man of Misery, put both his size twelves in it by erroneously inferring that Montenegro was involved in 'ethnic cleansing' and made reference to a war crimes tribunal and a peacekeeping mission, I sought Milica's opinion on this slur on her homeland.

She was not best pleased. Milica is not into politics. For your elucidation I've included some of the relevent text from her response below. For the uninitiated CG is an abbreviation of Crna Gora, the real name for Montenegro.

I took a quick gander and that lady from the Embassy had a point. I got a bit irritated when I read his retort so spoke to Mom about it and she said that all it really took was the vote. Yes there had been World Wars, but that didn't have anything to do with independence of CG? What kind of reference was that.. Didn't the rest of Europe suffer through the wars also? geez... The guy yapping on about the crimes and cleansing is an ass who should look up his info a bit better before he spews BS. Uninformed politicians are not my thing as you can see. I usually keep my opinions to myself and don't really like to talk about politics, but when someone is being stupid and since you were asking... :)


Milica goes on to illustrate something that I am sure will bring bells for those of us in Scotland and our relationship with England.

It always irritated me to get clumped in with the neighboring country. I know I don't like to be called something I'm not, which is probably a common thing and is likely what brought about the separation for Montenegrins I suppose... It was one thing to be Yugoslavian. Everyone was united as a country and yet also kept their identity. People were Yugis, and whatever else it was, and nobody really seemed to mind one way or the other, but even then, the people of Montenegro were NOT Serbian. We may have all spoken " Serbo Croation"  throughout the country but we all also spoke our own language and were proud to be who we were. 




When the country started splitting up, and Yugo was done, the Montenegrins were not going to get lumped in with Serbia. The Montenegrins were not Serbian. There is a difference between them and for some reason Serbians always liked to say that Montenegrins were the same thing, but the folks in CG don't feel that way... Obviously or they would not have voted to separate...

It was quite simple and quite fast when it came down to it. The people were ready for it. They just didn't want to do it like savages and waited out there time, then took back their name. We did have our own Royal family before the country was made one based on external war time negociations, so I still don't understand why the Serbians seem to think that Montenegrins should have remained part of their little clump, but oh well... what do I know...



I still think that guy is full of S--t though...
Really irritates me... He should research the facts and look into who was in Den Hague before before he says stupid crap. I always loved how people would write history as they pleased without all the facts... Sort of why I don't get into politics and I don't usually comment on any of it... 


Then again isn't it the winners of a war that write the history books... even if all the details were not correct, and much of what was said during that time was not completely truthful or evenly discussed about ALL sides... BUT I'm not going to get into that now :) It would turn into a long dissertation




The chances are that Iain Gray, in his ignorance intended to sympathise with the people of Montenegro being simply bracketed with other Independent countries who had achieved normalcy. His spin being that Montenegro suffered for Independence, that it didn't just take a bit of baby kissing, some fancy posters and a mere 40 days to settle the will of a people. By conflating that with war crimes, etnic cleansing and UN tribunals he misjudged a wonderful people who have witnessed horrors on their borders, suffered great privation and shown extreme generosity in opening their borders to the suffering. Most of all the Montenegrins I've met are funny and not afraid to poke fun at themselves. Iain Gray owes them an apology for trying to score cheap political points against an opponent who out thinks him at every encounter. Most important of all, when he does find a selection of words that placate Montenegro, BBC Scotland should report it.


Friday, 21 May 2010

Are Labour too pished to comprehend?

News that supermarket behemoth Tesco, are minded to think minimum pricing for alcohol is a good idea, brings a problem. Where do the unionist booze loving supporters in the Scottish Parliament go now? Every attempt to debate this issue has led to Labour politicians weeping into their glasses at the loss of the right to get pure mad mental pished on buckie, 'it's a human right ya dobber', seems to be their rebuttal to any attempt at informed discourse.


The sublimely named, Lucy Neville-Rolfe, Tesco's director for corporate affairs, has an interesting tack on the booze and binge culture, she blames the UK government. She says in the absence of government action, poor old Tescocks have to compete on price.

"As a result there is lots of cheap alcohol, so we thought let's ask the government to look at should there be a minimum price for alcohol, or should there be a ban on low-cost selling.

"Could it be justified because it will deal with the problem at the lower end?"

Now colour me stupified, but does that not sound a million miles closer to what the SNP have been saying in Government? Especially when compared to the stupidity of my local Labour politicians Elaine 'tiny tears' Murray and the diminutive Russell Brown, who envisage booze buses on the Whitesands of Dumfries, all set to invade the pile-it-high-sell-it-cheap booze warehouses destined to be found over the border in Carlisle?




The British Medical Association, police throughout the UK, and the Westminster Health Committee back the idea of minimum alcohol pricing. Now that Tesco have jumped into bed with the same approach, where exactly does this leave Gray, Goldie and Scott?

Friday, 14 May 2010

A lingering smell.



News that former unelected Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, is set to continue as a backbench MP, is bound to cause some disquiet among the Labour opposition front bench.

It's all too easy to envisage that every time hackles are raised and emotions fraught, that when questions on the economy, Afghanistan, expenses etcetera are brought up in debate, the Tories and their new bestest friends the Lib Dems need only make out like Donald Sutherland and point at the honourable member for Kircaldy, in a fashion not too dissimilar to this:


No doubt, at first, his colleagues will galvanise themselves and rally to his defence, whoever the new leader of the Labour Party is, will reel off the highlights of 13 years of Labour control...but eventually this will get old. Over a period of time, those wishing to bask in the somewhat tarnished reflection of Brown will gradually slip lower down the food chain. Eventually, he will be lucky to have the company of the likes of Cathy Jamieson or Margaret Curran sitting within arms length. 

Then one day, political anoraks will tune in to watch Scottish Questions with Harry Potter, and there amongst those despairing camera shots along the sparsely populated opposition benches, the cameras will pick out the scattered MP's nonchalently picking out their lottery numbers or texting their bookies, and  in the dead mans row, third from the back in the centre will sit Gordon Brown, alone, thinking of what had once been.



Friday, 7 May 2010

Good news for the peoples loyal republic of Anniesland and Drumchuckie.

Having been left without a councillor since Steven Purcell resigned due to ill health, stress, gak inhalation and up closes associations with the err associates of know gangsters, the poor folk of Anniesland and Drumchapel have been left to their own devices, with no councillor to help them out it must have been a fraught time. 

Fear not for last night Labour achieved a quite remarkable victory and the good voters of the ward went X happy and plunked their mark down beside the name of Christopher Hughes - Labour.


 Mr Hughes who sounds like an eminently sensible chap despite his premature baldness and the African sunset of his manly beard was most effusive in praising the legacy of Mr Purcell, stating, "He did a lot of work and was a very fine councillor for them for a number of years. It was not an issue at all."

The hardest part of coping with addiction is moving on, and I'm genuinely thrilled that the good voters of the Blairtardie ward have had the bravery to put questions of Mr Purcell's judgement, his association with some err shiftier characters in the Glasgow business underworld and of course the role of cronyism with regard to his various quangocrats, to one side...

One can only hope that this is the last of the criminally supplied gak infused political scandals to hit the country...

 

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Where the wild things are. Labour in Dumfries take huff, Scotsman back them up.

In lieu of a monkey wearing a red rosette. I feel this Ass says more about Russell Brown and the Labour party than I ever could...


Who would have thought that a comment left on a Caledonian Mercury article would have caused Labour in Dumfries to roar their terrible roars, gnash their terrible teeth and spit their spoilt dummy?

The article in Caledonian Mercury, written by that handsome cove Hamish Macdonell, is about Labour's use of celebrity sell outs supporting their party. You know the type of Labour Party apologist who betrays their hard won celebrity, for a chance to touch the hem of Gordon Brown and Baron Mandelson's robes. Eddie Izzard, is the classic example of one who has no thoughts on Iraq, torture, rendition, poverty, corruption, crime etcetera, but hey, he says Britain isn't broken it's 'brilliant'.


In response to comments on the broken down aspects of Greenock, the home town of Labour supporting thespian Richard Wilson and the place he swapped for London in the 1960's, I responded thus to the previous commentator.


Mark MacLachlan says:
Alibi, a wee drive through Lochside, Lincluden and Sandside to avoid the traffic this morning revealed some ‘Vote Labour’ posters stuck in rather broken down gardens and dirty windows.
There are people in these places who are content to continue in the same walk-to-the-post-office-cash-the-giro-get-weeks-shopping-at-farmfoods-go-home-watch-Jeremy-Kyle-die existence. It’s all too sad. 

Innocuous enough and a fairly bog standard description of the existence of many people living in the run down estates that pass for social housing in Labour's Britain.

Therefore I was a tad surprised that so close to the bone was my comment that Dumfresian Labour supporters or even perhaps a journalist with a hard on for non Union supporting bloggers, would pitch this comment to The Scotsman  as a faux snide article.


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General Election 2010: SNP blogger on the offensive

Published Date: 05 May 2010
LABOUR claimed to be "deeply offended" by comments written by SNP blogger Mark MacLachlan about voters in Dumfries.
"There are people in these places who are content to continue in the same walk-to-the-post-office-cash-the-giro-get-week's-shopping-at-Farmfoods-go-home-watch-Jeremy-Kyle-die existence. It's all too sad," he said.

Offended anyone? No?


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It's a sad day when 24 hours before an election that's about to see the Labour vote decimated and the party consigned to an electoral Siberia, that all they can think about is trying to put the boot into a blogger who made a comment on an article that moved into a discussion about the generations of Scots lost to poverty, which they have done nothing about. It's all too sad.

I dare say, it'll end up in my local paper The Dumfries and Galloway SubStandard....

Sunday, 2 May 2010

£906 billion debt.





In 1997, a disillusioned and much maligned UK electorate kicked the Tories out. After 18 years of sleaze, 'Cash for Questions' a destroyed manufacturing workforce, record unemployment, lost generations, communities torn apart, miners strike...etcetera time was up for Thatcher and Major's 'no such thing as society' society. 

Labour supporters took to the streets, impromptu parties sprung up, the cheers when Scottish Tories fell at the ballot box could be heard throughout the country, the biggest 'ya beauties' being reserved for Messrs, Rifkind, Forsyth and Lang. The Tories lost 178 seats, Labour won an additional 147, giving them their largest victory ever with a total of 418 seats to the the Tories 165.



Bambi Blair was swept in on a wave of euphoria. Expectation was at a height we wouldn't witness again until the arrival of Super-Obama. Things could only--get better. So where, as the cliché asks, did it all go wrong?



Today Labour are desperately fighting to avoid third place in the UK General Election. Labour MP's in marginal constituencies across the UK are bricking it. That generation of predominantly white men in their mid-fifties are facing serious upheaval in their lives and careers. Once the gravy train stops it's nigh on impossible to get back on. What will they do for a living, have they all sounded out consultancies and lobbyists, will they all prostitute their networks for some cash-in-hand representation? Many have filled their boots with as much public largesse as they could grasp. 

The expenses scandal which dominated the European elections last year destroyed the public will to participate. A year later we have a legacy of sound-bites and the three 'main' parties all manfully trying to tip-toe around the scandal whilst adopting suitable chastened postures whenever the subject raises its ugly head. Those MP's facing criminal convictions are used as whipping boys by the boys fervently hoping they are still in with a chance of keeping their jobs.



There's a website titled Labour Watch which I occasionally dip into. It's one of the most dispiriting things you'll ever read. The author has catalogued just about every Labour sleaze and corruption story since 1997. Towards the end of 2008, you can see his or her fervour for spotlighting Labour failings begins to wane, I imagine deciding to compile this list can have serious implications for your well being. The expenses scandal kicked him/her off again. Then I imagine sleaze fatigue kicks in again and there are very few posts in 2010. No doubt the author is a Tory, lots of links to the right wing press, Mail, Express, Telegraph etcetera. However, I defy even the most ardent Labour supporter to spend ten minutes scrolling through the headlines and links and not pause to think, if there's even the remotest possibility that there might just be something in the allegations. Just click and scroll, it's a real eye-opener as to how a supposedly socially democratic, left of centre party can be thirled to the attractions of vested interests, power, wealth, fame and celebrity.

Thanks Labour. No more boom and bust, an end to sleaze. Oh and the astronomical figure that keeps flashing up on the screen comes from the debt bombshell site. A truly horrifying debt accumulator reminiscent of the one Nationwide used to run in the 1970's when Denis Healey was praised for overseeing inflation totter along at 25%.

 


I guess things didn't get better.





Glasgow's most eagerly awaited election result. Ever.

Cooooeeeee, hullo Steven Purcell,  former leader of Glasgow City Council and ex Labour Councillor here. With a wee message for all you pure dead brilliant fans of Scottish Labour. We're pure brilliant sos we urr. Jist when youse hud thought ahd vanished or something here am urr all ready to pile in and help Labour beat they nasty Scottish natz...

See this Thursday youse have got a great big decision to make in Glesga. Cos like, my old seat Drumchuckie and Anniesland is up fur grabs, so it is. Now youse know it makes pure sense that youse all vote fur Labour cos we're like the party that cares an that innit, we look after youse. They other balloons urnae interested in helping youse wi saving yer dole money or gieing youse jobs wi oor pals businesses.

So see on May 6th vote for ma wee pal Chrissy boy Hughes, he's taking over frae me. He'll set about they Nats, jist you watch. Oh and see if youse don't vote fur Labour, youse huv had it. Ah'll get ma pal big Jim tae come round and take a bite oot ae youse. Got it?

Cheeeeriothenoo xxx






Wednesday, 21 April 2010

The Liberals, a warning from history.


Recently I've been reading the novelist, historian, soldier, sportsman, diplomat and politician John Buchan's excellent auto-biography: 'Memory Hold-The-Door'.

Buchan, has long been regarded as the prototype for Richard Hannay, the hero of his adventure novel 'The 39 Steps.' written in 1915 and hugely popular in the trenches of World War One. The dynamic of a wrongly accused man-on-the-run story is now a Hollywood staple and has been for the past 75 years.

This recollection of his life, completed just a few short weeks before his death in 1940 is full of incredible anecdotes about historical figures and places ranging from Asquith to the Zambezi and illuminates history in a way that today's historians simply aren't capable of emulating. The language and philosophies are redolent of a tantalisingly recent, but forlornly bygone age.

This stoical 'son-of-the-manse' grasped at every opportunity of education. By his mid teenage years he had read more story-tellers, poets, philosophers and essayists than I'll wager anyone who reads this has. A prodigious writer, in his lifetime Buchan produced over 30 novels, 7 short story collections, and nearly 100 works of non-fiction. Among them best selling pieces of popular fiction and critically acclaimed works of history on such diverse subjects as Julius Caesar, Cromwell, Raleigh, Montrose and Augustus.

Coming from a family of modest means he was dependent on winning scholarships to Glasgow and Oxford Universities. At Oxford he came into his own, becoming President of the Union and supplementing his income by becoming an author and publishing some six novels. His fame as a Scot at Oxford seemed to have sent a benchmark for those to follow. 



Buchan's description of how he came to join the Tories is quite illuminating and highly relevant for today. When I first read the passage below, I immediately thought about the hegemony that Labour have held over Scotland and how Buchan could be foreshadowing what many Scots feel about the Labour Party today. However, since last weeks 'Leader's Debate' and Nick Clegg's ascendency to sainthood in the polls, I think the message is equably applicable to both of these Unionist parties.

'I came of a Liberal family, most of my friends were Liberals, I agreed with nine-tenths of he party's creed. Indeed, I think that my political faith was always Liberalism-or rather "  liberality"  as Gilbert Murray has interpreted the word. But when I stood for Parliament it had to be the other side.
Now that the once omnipotent Liberal party has so declined, it is hard to realise how it was in 1911--especially in Scotland. It's dogmas were so completely taken for granted that their presentation partook less of argument than of tribal incantation. Mr Gladstone had given it an aura of earnest morality, so that its platforms were also pulpits and its harangues had the weight of sermons. It's members seemed to assume that their opponents  must be lacking either in morals or mind. The Tories were the "stupid" party; Liberals alone understood and sympathised with the poor; a working man who was not a Liberal was inaccessible to reason, or morally corrupt, or intimidated by laird or employer. I remember a lady summing up the attitude thus: Tories may think they are better born, but Liberals know they are better born.' 

I dare say many will dismiss Buchan's words as that of a typical Tory grandee slamming the opposition, indulging in the same petty politics we see and hear every day in Scotland. They would be wrong. I consider Buchan to be a thinking politician unlike any other we've seen in Scotland. He was a man capable of taking all arguments, collating them and then once digested deciding on his own viewpoint and how that might help his fellow Scots.  Before judging him too hastily consider these words, taken from a speech he gave in the Houses of Common in 1932. 


"  I believe that every Scotsman should be a Scottish nationalist. If it could be proved that a separate Scottish Parliament were desirable, that is to say that the merits were greater than the disadvantages, Scotsmen should support it. I would go further. Even if it were not proved desirable, if it could be proved desirable by any substantial majority of the Scottish people, then Scotland should be allowed to make the decision."  John Buchan














Sunday, 18 April 2010

Why would anyone want to be the £abour £ivingstone MP?

What the shitting crikey is going on in West Lothian, with further reporting of Labour councillors to the Police for alleged offences under the Public Bodies Corrupt Practises Act?


To further muddy the picture, the two Labour councillors reported to plod by council chief executive, Alex Linkston, under the councils Anti-Fraud and Corruption Policy are Councillor Willie Dunn and Councillor Graeme Morrice. Councillor Morrice is of course the PPC for Labour, the man tipped to replace poor Jim Devine.




According to Independent Councillor Gordon Beurskens the allegations are some 8 months old and refer back to the period when Labour were in control of the council. He further alleges that the crown and police have sat on this story and done nothing for the past eight months.


What I find astonishing is that this decision by the soon to retire Chief Executive, (he's taking a 45 year old pension with him) was taken on the 8th of April, the Action to save St John's Hospital Party put it out as press release on the 12th of April, yet here we are having just popped into the 18th April and there has been no mention of it in the mainstream media, nor even the West Lothian Councils own 'Newsroom'.

The Scotsman did a quite high profile piece on the Livingstone constituency on the 14th of April, a full six days after the decision had been made, once again for emphasis, by the Council Chief Executive, to report Morrice and Dunn to the police. They managed to include a couple of quotes from Morrice about the 'scandal' of Jim Devine being on Legal Aid and give him their customary free kick at the SNP. But no mention of what is surely a fairly large story, given Councillor Morrice's current ambition and potential job...


Councillor Beurskens, appears to have attracted a lot of opprobrium from the usual sources, in fact The Sunday Herald's favourite wee terrier, Paul Hutcheon has yet another 'exclusive' giving Cllr Beursken a quite tremendous shafting, whilst predictably, also shoeing the SNP at the same. Naturally, he makes no mention of either Messrs Dunn and Morrice...



Saturday, 17 April 2010

Superspud to the rescue.

When he's not saving poor old women from out of control cars and rescuing kittens from trees, Jim Murphy the sepulchral Secretary for the State of Scotland never misses an opportunity to profess his love of football. 

In fact it struck the very essence of awe into me one evening when watching Rep Scotland to see SuperSpud, man of ra peeple, nonchalantly wander into an honest-it-wasn't-pre-arranged vox pop (honest) to give his views on the latest Scotland performance to a beeb reporter.

What concerns me most about Mr Murphy and football, was starkly brought home to me yesterday afternoon when I took my elderly; Alzheimer suffering, retired miner, former trade union leader, former Labour supporting, father-in-law, Tam, for a wee drive in the nearby countryside to marvel at the clear blue skies. 

We stopped outside the former Dungavel prison, now home to all these pesky people who believed this to be a land of opportunity, the kind of people who risked life and limb to get here only to find themselves subject to racism, intimidation and a home for them and their children behind, barbed wire fences and  bars. 


As we parked, near the 'detention centre' a van pulled out, an advert on the back, read, 'ARCO, Britain's Leading Supplier of Personal Protection Equipment'. One can only imagine that what the driver delivered wasn't for the inmates protection. 

However, I digress, Tam, came out of his small-stroke dwammy to tell me that when he was captain of Muirkirk Juniors in the 1950 and early 1960's they would often play games against the prisoners at Dungavel. Sounding like something out of 'Porridge', a handful of prison officers would lead the prison team and a couple of hundred prisoners across the road to an immaculate little ground where the lags got the opportunity for a bit of a stretch and some legal assault on the opposition. Nobody ever thought of legging it as they were in the middle of the moors between Muirkirk, Strathaven and miles from civilisation.

The football pitch is still there, albeit it in a less than pristine condition.


Whilst wandering over the field to take the above photo, a thought struck me that this pitch was not being put to the best use. Jim Murphy, nearly two years ago famously claimed that as Secretary of State he was committed to ending the practise of housing the children of failed asylum seekers in Dungavel. Since then there has been a slew of campaigns highlighting this very practise, most recently the on going case of Florence and Precious Mhango. Mr Murphy has yet to either comment or make his commitment good.

Looking at the broken cross bar and the fit to be ploughed field, that was once a beautiful wee pitch, Tam turned to me and said "It's a pity that they cannae let they foreign folk and their weans in the prison out for a wee kickabout on the pitch on a grand day like this." I agreed and we went back to the car and drove home.

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Victory for Cheese


Today I’m going to do something I haven’t done in thirty years. I’m going to buy a copy of the Daily Record. Fear not I haven’t gone over to the dark side and joined the dependence junkies. I’ve just received rather good news from the Press Complaints Commission (PCC) regarding my complaint against the Daily Record and what I contend was their deliberate cropping of a photograph of Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi. 
To put you in the picture, sit back, relax, put up your feet, have a glass or mug of something enervating and I’ll tell you a tale. Comfortable? Good, then I’ll begin.
Back in November 2009 on the third month anniversary of the release, on compassionate grounds, of Mr Megrahi, those pesky scamps at the Daily Record decided it would be a jolly jape and no doubt a bit of a wheeze if they altered a photograph taken of Megrahi on the 20th of August, his release day. In a nod to Stalin’s passion for expunging folk from photos, they cut out the image of Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, Colonel Gaddafi's son and plastered a label proclaiming 'Yesterday' over it. This gave the impression to their loyal readership that as of November 19th 2009 Mr Megrahi was in tip-top condition and was no doubt ready to don his speedos and participate in the All-African Water Polo Championships, opposed to a man who had been diagnosed with terminal prostrate cancer.
Now the more astute among you will recall mention of the fact, that I've stated this nefarious piece of judicious tabloid editing was suggested to me, as a suitable post for this here blog, by my former boss, the current Education Secretary Michael Russell. 
Despite his shift from an emphatic denial of the blogs existence to one of complete denial of knowledge of the blog contents, in many ways I see this post as completion of the final task he asked me to do. No doubt when the enquiry into email correspondence and my alleged blogging on parliamentary equipment finally takes place, if at all, investigators will find the email I received from the Scottish Parliamentary Information Centre informing me that the hard copy of the Daily Record was in fact missing from their archives. When I told Mr Russell about this, oddly enough in front of another member of the cabinet (whom I'll be delighted to call as a witness at my Unfair Dismissal Tribunal), the silly sausage told me not to worry that he would get one of the special advisor wonks to get a hard copy for me…
I first contacted the PCC back in January, funnily enough not very long after I’d been charged with Breach of the Peace and the details were leaked to everyone’s favourite Sunday Herald journalist, Paul Hutcheon. Not that that was my motivation, oh no. I merely thought the story was a good one and a perfect example of the Daily Records methods and their devotion to backing up the Labour Party at every opportunity. Besides any manipulation of a photograph of such an important event only serves to distort the truth.
I was therefore a bit taken a back when the PCC replied as follows:
In this instance, the newspaper has amended its files to ensure it has the correct date on the photograph.  After some negotiation, the newspaper is also willing to publish a clarification on its website (to remain there for 48 hours).  The wording of the piece would be as follows:
On 19 November 2009 we published a report about the health of the Lockerbie Bomber, Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al Megrahi, headlined “Megrahi’s ‘doing fine’”.  It was accompanied by an image of Mr al Megrahi that supposedly showed him “doing fine” on the 18 November 2009.  We would like to make clear to readers that the photograph was, in fact, taken in August 2009.  While we understand that six months after his diagnosis Mr al Megrahi’s condition has not deteriorated significantly, we apologise to our readers for any confusion caused by the erroneous labelling of the image on the 19 November.
Now scrub me down with carbolic and call me Florence, but I didn't think much of their offer, don't get me wrong I was pleased that they were publishing a clarification, so I responded thus:

Dear Rebecca, many thanks for your prompt response.

I do have a couple of issues with The Daily Record 'apology' and would like the following questions answered.

1. Why was this image used? Particularly as it had to be cropped to remove Saif al-Islam Gaddafi from the image and the addition of the banner titled 'Yesterday' to mask Mr al Megrahi and Gaddafi clasping hands. It is my belief that the use of this image was significantly more than an 'erroneous' clerical error, it required a significant amount of work to crop, remove and add the banner. I would like some explanation as to why the journalist, picture editor, editor and Daily Record lawyer deemed it appropriate for publication.

2. "While we understand that six months after his diagnosis Mr al Megrahi’s condition has not deteriorated significantly." What medical evidence do the Daily Record have to substantiate this statement? It appears to me that this is a rather sordid way for the Daily Record to use their 'apology' to maintain their claim that Mr al Megrahi is not suffering from terminal prostrate cancer, when all expert medical evidence suggests otherwise. It reads more like petty political point scoring rather than a genuine apology. I would not expect such a disingenuous statement to be included in any apology, unless the Daily Record have the very latest medical records for Mr al Megrahi and can prove their statement.

3. A brief appearance on a free access website is hardly an apology. I believe the Daily Record owe it their 'paying' readers to publish their apology both in print and on-line. It is after all, in its current state, a paltry 100 words and would take up little space inside their newspaper.

Once again many thanks for your help in this matter.

Kind regards

Mark

A couple of weeks passed and I hadn't heard anything. A request for info from the PCC elicited this response:

The newspaper’s solicitors advised me on Friday that it had nothing to add in light of your comments and, as a resolution could not be reached, the matter will now be passed to the Commission for its formal consideration under the Code.  I do hope this is acceptable.

Kind regards,
Rebecca

A request for a time line from the PCC brought about this reply:

Dear Mark,

Your case will be circulated to the Commission this week.

I have a feeling that this complaint will provoke much discussion but usual procedure would be for a decision to be finalised within two weeks.  However, it may be that the Commission has more questions that require investigation and if that happens I will, of course, keep you up to date with any developments.

Kind regards,
Rebecca

On the 16th of March I received this absolute stonker of an email from the PCC with an attempt by the Daily Record and their Lawyers to muddy the water, go on guess who...oh OK none other than Levy & MacRae, those lovely people who represent just about every newspaper and media outlet in Scotland ohh and Steven Purcell the coke loving former Labour leader of Glasgow City Council...

Here's their email to the PCC and forwarded to me:

From: DavidMcKie [mailto:dmckie@lemac.co.uk] Sent: 16 March 2010 08:45 
To: Becky HalesCc: LisaLindsay; ScottLangham; d.stewart-brown@dailyrecord.co.uk; b.waddell@dailyrecord.co.uk Subject: RE: Complaint 1000369 DAILY RECORD - DAI002/728Importance: High

DMcK/LL/DAI002/728

Dear Ms Hales,                                                            
                                                                            
DAILY RECORD                                                              
COMPLAINT BY MARK MACLACHLAN                                              
YOUR REF: 100369                                                           
                                                                           
This letter follows our recent discussion.                                
                                                                           
We note that the matter will go to the Commission for a decision.

Please clarify in the first instance whether the complaint is in fact timebarred as we understand it was made more than two months after publication. If so, perhaps you could set out on what basis the Commission is dealing with the complaint. The photograph complained of is not on the web edition of the newspaper and so it doesn’t remain an ongoing or active matter in terms of the Code’s
timebar exceptions.

Secondly, the complaint is not from someone not directly affected by the matters about which they are complaining.

Our clients would like the following information to be taken into account  when determining this matter.                                             
                                                                           
The starting point is that our clients accept that the photograph was not taken the day before.  Therefore, they accept that the caption on the photograph was inaccurate. Their dispute is over their proposed resolution.            
                                                                           
They would ask you to take account of the following factors: -            
                                                                           
       1.         This was not a material inaccuracy.   The photograph of  
       Mr al-Megrahi was taken on the date that he left Scotland for Libya.
       On that date, he had already been diagnosed as terminally ill.  The 
       photograph is therefore one of a terminally ill man.  It is not a    
       photograph of Mr al-Megrahi in full health, which appears to be the 
       suggestion of the complainer.   Accordingly, the photograph is not  
       materially misleading or inaccurate.  It is not a photograph of an  
       individual in good health.                                          
                                                                           
       2.         The complainer in this case is someone who has a blog by 
       the name of “The Universality of Cheese”.  In January 2010, the     
       complainer wrote a blog which stated The Daily Record is a big fat 
       liar and other observations”.   In that blog, Mr MacLachlan, who is,
       or was until recently, a prominent member of the Scottish National  
       Party, refers to the newspaper as “The Labour Party in-house        
       journal” and describes the Daily Record’s approach to the release of
       the Lockerbie bomber has having been “completely vituperative in    
       condemning MacAskill’s decision”.  He went on to say “There appears 
       to be some desperate wish on the part of the Labour Party and the   
       tabloids for Megrahi to remain alive, not on humanitarian grounds,  
       but merely to embarrass MacAskill.  Some have even gone so far as to
       deliberately mislead their readership with flagrant lies, deceit and
       propaganda”.  The only newspaper mentioned by Mr MacLachlan on his 
       blog prior to that sentence was our clients, the Daily Record.      
       Furthermore he describes the use of the photograph of Mr al-Megrahi 
       published in the Daily Record on 19th November 2009 as being        
       “subterfuge and propaganda”.  This blog shows that the complainer  
       is not approaching his complaint from an objective point of view.   
       He appears to have political leanings which are contrary to the     
       editorial viewpoint of the Daily Record and he also appears to have 
       made certain assumptions and suppositions which are groundless in   
       fact, about the editorial intent of the Daily Record in the         
       publication of the article.  They are of course also defamatory.

 While our clients fully recognise Mr MacLachlan’s perfectly legitimate  right to complain about the Daily Record, his complaint should be seen in that context.               
                                                                           
With regard to the report of Mr al-Megrahi’s illness, the article was simply reporting what had been appearing in newspaper in Tripoli, and that is perfectly clear from the article, namely that Mr al-Megrahi was reported as “doing fine” by members of his family, according to the Tripoli Post.                                                             
                                                                           
If the complainer accepts the apparent evidence of the family i.e. that Mr al-Megrahi was “doing fine” our clients cannot understand the concern which he has over the way in which the photograph was presented.          
                                                                           
Notwithstanding concerns over timebar, the fact that the complainer is not directly connected to the subject matter of the article and the fact that our clients do not consider the inaccuracy to be material, they have made an offer to publish the correction on their website and they have already marked their files, which in their view is an adequate and sufficient response to the issue. We look forward to hearing from you once you have had the opportunity of considering the above.      
                                                                           
 Yours sincerely,                                                          
                                                                           
 DAVID McKIE
                                                               
Now this was starting to become fun. I responded thus:

Dear Rebecca, many thanks for forwarding the Daily Records response.

I wish to add that I am no longer a member of the SNP, I haven't been since last year. Also I was never a prominent member of the party, I was a local branch secretary and worked as a Constituency Manager for a Regional (list) MSP. Hardly at the centre of the action as my meagre salary (£25,000) demonstrates.

I'm somewhat surprised that the Daily Records lawyer's, Mr McKie, presumes that one has to be directly affected by the offending photograph in order to complain about deliberate image manipulation..

As regards my blog, I can tell you that exactly 43 people read the post Mr McKie refers to in January. The Daily Record sold an average of 309,846 issues in January according to February's ABC's. A grand total of three people commented on the blog post. As you will see from our earliest correspondence I sent you a link to the blog post, which has a photograph and my name on the very front page, therefore there was no attempt to hide this information from the PCC.

As to Mr McKie's obfuscation and semantics on the definition of 'doing fine' and on Mr al Megrahi's health, the fact remains that by doctoring a photograph and labelling it as 'Yesterday', the Daily Record sought to suggest that the photograph of Mr al Megrahi "doing fine." was dated November 18th which was entirely false, as the photograph was taken two months earlier. To base their report on an uncredited family member commenting to the Tripoli Post is a world of difference from The Daily Record having access to the terminally ill Mr al-Megrahi's medical records.

The Daily Record may not have the image on its website they did, however, use it to sell some 300,000 plus copies of their newspaper.

I am very content that the commission takes a look at both sides of the debate in this matter.

Best wishes

Mark

PS Dear Rebecca,

I forgot to mention that Mr McKie failed to place his complaint, that I was singling out the Daily Record as being vituperative, in context. The whole sentence reads as follows:  "The Daily Record
much like the rest of the British tabloids and American media have been completely vituperative in condemning MacAskill's decision."

This can be confirmed by reading the link below.

http://the-universality-of-cheese.blogspot.com/2010/01/daily-record-is-big-fat-liar-and-other.html

I hasten to add that the motive of my complaint is not political, it is a plea for accuracy from the Daily Record, whatever their editorial viewpoint.

cheers

Mark

I was therefore delighted to pick up the following email from Rebecca at the PCC when I came back from holiday at the weekend:

Dear Mr MacLachlan,
As you are aware, the Commission recently considered your complaint
against the Daily Record on a formal basis under the terms of the Code
of Practice.

The Commission agreed that even with the delay in this complaint, the
newspaper's offer of a correction published for a limited time online
was not a sufficient response to your concerns.

I was asked to request the publication of a correction in the newspaper
at the soonest opportunity.  Please see below for confirmation that the
newspaper will be publishing the following in print next week:

"On 19 November 2009 we published a report about the health of the
Lockerbie Bomber, Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, headlined "Megrahi's
'doing fine'".  It was accompanied by an image of Mr al-Megrahi that was
said to have to been taken "yesterday".  We would like to make clear to
readers that the photograph was, in fact, taken in August 2009."

I have been advised that it is likely the piece will appear with due
prominence as required by the Code this coming Tuesday.  Do let me know
whether this action represents a suitable resolution to your complaint.
If you are happy with this, I should be able to confirm the publication
date on Monday.

I think I mentioned in an earlier email that resolving a complaint with
the PCC means has the added benefit that a summary of your complaint -
with your consent and a wording agreed by you - will be published on our
website to act, importantly, as a further public record of your concerns
and the subsequent remedial action taken by the newspaper. 

I look forward to hearing from you at your soonest convenience.

Kind regards,
Rebecca
-----Original Message-----

From: d.stewart-brown@dailyrecord.co.uk

[mailto:d.stewart-brown@dailyrecord.co.uk] 

Sent: 08 April 2010 15:50
To: Becky Hales
Subject: Re: Complaint 100369

Afternoon,
                       Absolutely happy with that and we will endeavour
to publish early next week. I will of course inform you first of location
within the newspaper and position.

Kind regards

Derek Stewart-Brown
Managing Editor
 
 
I do apologise for the length of this post, however I do feel it's important for us all to know that when we witness our media being flagrantly dishonest with their viewers, listeners or readers that we take them to task by complaining to the appropriate authorities.

I'm fully aware that this is not the grovelling apology I would have wished for. However, a printed correction in their own pages is far better than one tucked away on an anonymous website page for a mere 48 hours. I consider this a victory for me sticking it to the artless palimpsest of gibberish the Daily Record foists on its readership every day, and most importantly the completion of a task that was suggested to me by my then employer. 






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