See this Thursday youse have got a great big decision to make in Glesga. Cos like, my old seat Drumchuckie and Anniesland is up fur grabs, so it is. Now youse know it makes pure sense that youse all vote fur Labour cos we're like the party that cares an that innit, we look after youse. They other balloons urnae interested in helping youse wi saving yer dole money or gieing youse jobs wi oor pals businesses.
So see on May 6th vote for ma wee pal Chrissy boy Hughes, he's taking over frae me. He'll set about they Nats, jist you watch. Oh and see if youse don't vote fur Labour, youse huv had it. Ah'll get ma pal big Jim tae come round and take a bite oot ae youse. Got it?
Cheeeeriothenoo xxx
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Love the Glaschu parlance !
Ye know Mark, the funny thing is how in sae wee a country as Scotland, that aw thae shenanigans gaun oan in Glasgow toon hall an' in various dark closes an' car parks should feel like, weel, a foreign country.
Ah'm no fer a minute suggestin' that there's nae jiggery-pokery gaun oan in the South, East an' North o' the country, it's jist that the Glaswegians seem tae want tae make an Olympic sport o' it. Whit gets me fair bleezin' tho is the ability o' the Glaswegian voters tae put it aw tae the back o' their minds as they traipse through the sheep-dip, sorry, ah meant the pollin' stations, an' elect stuffed bunnets sae long as they've got a Labour rosette stuck oan.
Time efter time, they dae it tae thersels. Thursday'll likely be nae different, mair's the pity.
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