Sunday, 28 June 2009

SNP supporters are sartorial, erudite, insousciant and above all else dashed dapper. Not according to an obscure blogging Labour councillor.

"Matted hair; missing teeth; dribbling mouths; filthy beards; scars; fierce stares and fiercer tattoos; growling monosyllabic grunts and the unmistakeable stench of last nights booze; and the men were no better."

Councillor Terry Kelly (Him ur a socialist)

http://councillorterrykelly.blogspot.com/2009/06/3-ring-circus-that-is-renfrewshire.html

What does this handsome man, who sees nothing wrong with disparaging voters who democratically express their political preference as SNP look like?

Ladies gird your loins. Gents check your hetero-meter is set to max.

I give you, Councillor Terry Kelly!




Phew what a scorcher!

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Monday, 22 June 2009

You'll Believe a Man Can Lie




"We cannot allow what happened in America to happen here."



Gordon Brown Helped Cause the Crisis

British voters have figured it out. Will Labour Party leaders?


By KEITH MARSDEN From today's Wall Street Journal Europe.

Shocked by the parliamentary expenses scandal and suffering from the recession, British voters have shown their displeasure with Gordon Brown's government. Labour was trounced in local and European elections earlier this month.

Despite this electoral drubbing, Labour lawmakers expressed their confidence in the prime minister on June 8. Given his supposedly successful management of the economy while chancellor of the exchequer, the majority felt that he was best qualified to lead Britain out of the recession, which, they claim, was caused by external forces, not by Mr. Brown's policies.

The facts show otherwise. Britain's economic downturn began when its house price and household debt bubbles inevitably burst, beginning with the run on Northern Rock in September 2007. These bubbles had swollen to higher levels, relative to average price and income levels respectively, than in the U.S. and other major economies.

In relation to their long-term average, British house prices soared by 88.5% between 1997 and 2007, according to the OECD. In the U.S. the rise was 64.5%. Britain's household debt rose to 176.9% of disposable income in 2007 from 104.8% in 1997. During the same period, U.S. household debt rose only to 105.8% of disposable income from 64.3% in 1997. The increases in Germany and France were considerably lower.

Gordon Brown tolerated and even encouraged the formation of these bubbles for several reasons. The traditional sources of Britain's economic strength, the mining and manufacturing industries, shrank during his term as chancellor. Total mining sector output, including oil and natural gas, dropped by 31% between 2000 and 2007. Total manufacturing production was stagnant during this period.

The gross value, in inflation-adjusted prices, of output from all production industries combined fell by 3% between 2000 and 2007. Their employment level dropped by nearly 1.1 million over the same period. These trends were not an inevitable result of shifts in comparative advantages that are said to occur in advanced economies. Real manufacturing output rose at an average annual rate of 2.2% in the U.S., 1.2% in Germany and 1.1% in France between 2000 and 2006, according to the World Bank.

Eager to achieve the illusion of steady progress in the overall economy, Mr. Brown needed the rapid expansion of financial services, and the real estate and business services industries. Their output soared by 48% and 33% respectively from 2000 to 2007, compared with 19% for the overall economy. Their combined employment level reached nearly 6.7 million in 2007, an increase of more than one million.

Rapid expansion of consumer credit in turn boosted demand for wholesale and retail products and services. The booming financial and real estate sectors, with their inflated salaries, bonuses, and profits generated by unsustainably rapid credit growth, also filled Mr. Brown's tax coffers.

Thus, despite the decline in corporate and personal income and national insurance tax revenues from the production industries, he was able to fulfill Labour's 1997 election promise of expanding public services. The output of health and social services increased by 26.3% from 2000 to 2007. Employment in the category "other service activities," which includes public administration and government services, grew by 1.3 million between 2000 and 2007, reaching almost 10 million -- nearly a third of all British jobs.

So the boom in the financial and real estate sectors served Mr. Brown's political interests well. And he was by no means a passive bystander to their growth. He urged them along in several policy speeches. Introducing on April 1, 2005, a policy document entitled "Homebuy: Expanding the Opportunity to Own," he insisted that "this Britain of ambition and aspiration is a Britain where more and more people must and will have the chance to own their own homes."

Ignoring the inability of many house buyers to pay their mortgages, he touted this message to City bankers in successive annual speeches at the Mansion House in London, promising them "light-touch regulation." Already in 1997 he transferred the responsibility for bank regulation from the Bank of England to the inexperienced Financial Services Authority. He also curbed the central bank's ability to keep asset inflation in check by removing housing costs from the price index.

Mr. Brown also repeatedly praised the City's "innovative skills," bragging in 2006 that it was responsible for 40% of the world's over-the-counter derivatives trade -- which includes the now infamous repackaged subprime mortgages. He gave financial institutions a false sense of security by telling them on June 16, 2004, that "I am determined to ensure that we can lock in greater stability not just for a year, or for an economic cycle, but in this generation."

With this assurance from the chancellor, how could anyone expect bankers to forego juicy profits and bonuses by avoiding innovative but unduly risky practices? Because of the large size and global reach of Britain's financial sector, and the many newfangled financial instruments it created and marketed, Mr. Brown cannot honestly deny all responsibility for Britain's recession.

Given these historic facts, Britain's Labour legislators should think again about sticking with the prime minister. Choosing a new leader with integrity and managerial competence is the party's best chance to win greater respect from voters.

Mr. Marsden, a member of the Council of the Centre for Policy Studies, was formerly an operations adviser at the World Bank and senior economist at the International Labor Organization.


http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124500992205413331.html

Sunday, 21 June 2009

Hello kalaallit




A big welcome to Greenland, which today takes a big step towards replacing Montenegro as the worlds 'newest' country.

A referendum on Greenland's autonomy was held on 25 November 2008. It was passed with 75% approval.

Self-government gives the 60,000, mostly-Inuit residents of the world's largest island greater control over natural resources and justice, and paves the way toward full nation status within decades.

If only.....

http://www.canada.com/Greenland+takes+step+full+independence+Sunday/1716779/story.html

Thursday, 18 June 2009

Whiter than White?







That was young Tony Blair speaking to his 419 fresh faced troops on May 8th 1997.

12 years on the list of sleaze, expenses, smears, de-selections, humped in the polls, cabinet splits, sackings, most undemocratic cabinet since Gladstone in the 1870's, loss of hegemony in Scotland and Wales is never ending.

Then this morning we had the release of MP's expenses on redacted form, the day after Michael Martin quit as Speaker.

I looked into my local MP Russell Brown's expenses to see how much black out there was compared to his own account. Whilst trawling through I was surprised to see that he rents his office from Labour Party Properties Limited, he claims £780 a month, which is a bit on the high side as he also shares it with Elaine Murray MSP who claims from the Scottish Parliament...

What really interested me was this rather shady and secretive Labour Party Properties Limited. This is a company wholly owned by the, naturally, the Labour Party. according to their year end reports for 2007, they own tangible assets worth £4,071,000 How much of this was accrued through the assured mortgages for Labour MP's paid for by the public purse? Accoding to my dunce cap counting they pull in almost a million pounds in rental and lease arrangements per year. Assets bought with taxpayers’ cash used as collateral to seek loans?

http://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0019/58501/Labour-Party-Statements-of-Accounts-2007.pdf

Further digging brought forth this excellent article from 2001, written by of all people, Jason Allardyce, then with what passed for a reasonable newspaper, Scotland on Sunday.

http://news.scotsman.com/comment/Fit-to-hold-Office.2284415.jp

This is an excellent article, and firmly points the finger of blame at New labour for the venal corrupt way they have gone about funding their party through the public purse, if you do anything today, take ten minutes and read the whole article.




The piece was written after Elizabeth Fikin, the Westminster Standards commissioner was driven from office by senior figures in the Labour Party, notably Dr John Reid. Her crime? To question, to investigate, and to report her conclusions on MP's expenses and allowances scams to the Standards and Privileges Committee, who dumped them and her.

Any Labourites care to tell us, why you continue to support this right-of-centre, politically corrupt cabal?

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

You won't fool the children of the Devolution. No, no, nooooh..




"At present, we have a 'pocket money parliament' - under the Calman proposals, Scotland would have a Saturday job but the pay would be deducted from our pocket money." Mike Russell Minister for Culture, External Affairs and the Constitution.

Sunday, 14 June 2009

Odd is it not, that inflamatory comments on the Sunday Express cannot be rebutted?

Suddenly Swine Flu isn't so funny any longer

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8099832.stm


The patient had underlying health problems which may have been exacerbated by the virus. I note that one of the tabloid Sundays was carrying a story this morning claiming that Scotland had more sufferers than Mexico. Why?

Labour on thin ice as support for SNP soars from 18% to 31% over the past four years.







Sunday Times carries a YouGov poll this morning which makes for even more bad reading for Iain Gray, Jim Murphy and Gordon Brown.

The Labour party could be set to lose more than a third of its MPs. Notably:

Des Browne, the former Scottish secretary and defence secretary;

Nigel Griffiths, the former small businesses minister;

James McGovern, the MP for Dundee West;

Michael Connarty (Linlithgow and East Falkirk);

Frank Doran (Aberdeen North);

Ann McKechin (Glasgow North);

Gavin Strang (Edinburgh East);

Anne Begg (Aberdeen South);

Mark Lazarowicz (Edinburgh North and Leith);

Gordon Banks (Ochil and South Perthshire);

Russell Brown (Dumfries and Galloway)

Add to that the increasingly shoogly pegs for Jim Devine, Anne Moffat, Alastair Darling, Eric Joyce and Jim Murphy and it could be difficult to envisage a Labour presence after the next General Election.

Sample Size: 1048
Fieldwork: 2nd - 4th June 2009

SNP 31% (up from 18% in 2005)
Labour 28% (down from 40% in 2005)
Conservative 17% (up from 16% in 2005)
Lib/Dem 16% (down from 23% in 2005)

Friday, 12 June 2009

Vote twat.




At a time of economic crises, expenses sleaze, electoral meltdown, global warming, plague, pestilence and famine. It's good to know that my MP is doing his very best for the people of Dumfrie. I don't know whether it's the subject matter or the illiterate style it's been crayoned in, but sheeesh!


MP tackles sticky gum problem

Dumfries and Galloway's Labour MP is tackling the sticky problem of discarded gum on streets and pavements.

Russell Brown has written to top gum manufacturer Wrigley urging to invest in biodegradable alternatives.

He believes it is wrong for local authorities to have to pick up the bill for cleaning up gum. He has invested in researching biodegradable gum.

http://tinyurl.com/ljtxxt

Having finally mastered the idiots guide to loading video, I present the brilliant bcnsco's 'Preserve the Union'.

Fuar's ma mince?



Needs more plays, get doon wi the chielmaster.

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

We are Devo.

Tomorrow, we witness the SNP - Plaid Cymru debate calling on the dissolution of the UK parliament. Potentially if enough Labour MP's grow a spine, the SNP and PC could bring down a Labour Government leading to a Conservative government. Sound familiar?

All my political life, I've heard Labourites whine that it was the SNP who brought down the Callaghan Labour Government in 1979, which lead to Thatcher and the decimation of Scotland's heavy industries. The vile old Willie Ross accusation of Tartan Tories has been thrown about with great gusto.

Try telling them that Callaghan made no mention of the SNP in his retirement biography and it falls on deaf ears, try telling them that the reason the SNP put down a motion of censure in the Commons was down to the work of conniving anti-Devolutionist Scottish Labour MP's and you have the full on digits in ears whistling Land of Hope and Glory mentalism.

In 1974 using the "It's Scotland's Oil" slogan- the SNP were on a high with 11 Westminster seats - it looked as if the SNP were unstoppable, and that Scotland was on its way to independence.

One person south of the border truly hated the very idea of Devolution, step forward Hilda Margaret Thatcher. When Harold Wilson launched his Devolution Bill to create elected Assemblies in Scotland and Wales, Thatcher whipped the Tory troops into line. Edward Heath (who had promised a Scottish assembly) fumed and sulked on the back benches, Malcolm Rifkind and the late Alick Buchanan-Smith resigned from the shadow cabinet.

In 1976 Harold Wilson's devolution bill sailed through the Commons with a majority of 45, only the Tories were opposed. All looked rosy only for it to founder in Committee in 1977. It was replaced by two separate Bills, one for Scotland and one for Wales.



In January 1978, the 32 yeard old ginger garden gnome Robin Cook, came up with a lovely wheeze, chummying up to his tame stooge, George Cunningham, the Scottish-born MP for Islington South, the pair concocted a plan to scupper the planned referendum. With the support of five Labour MPs including Old Etonian Tam Dalyell they managed to insert into the devolution bill the reservation that unless 40% of the total electorate voted "yes", then the measure would fall. Not 40% of the vote, but 40% of the electorate. Which was something that no political party had ever achieved. This was Westminster dirty tricks par excellence.



I vaguely remember the period running up to the Devolution Referendum of March 1979, I was 16, too young to vote and a frustrated horny young buck, who was still into the Clash. The Labour Party in Scotland seemed to be going through one of its periodic eat-your-babies moments. Brian Wilson, Robin Cook and Tam Dalyell roared at Mary Marquis and John Toye that devolution was the work of Satan. The "Labour Movement Yes" campaign, ran by of all people an awkward student known as Gordon Brown was intent on winning devoultion on its own, avoiding the cross-party "Yes for Scotland" campaign. Helen Liddell, then secretary of the Scottish Labour party (now anonymous in Australia) claimed "We will not be soiling our hands by joining any umbrella 'Yes' group."

With the waters well and truly muddied, to such an extent that the electorate were as confused as a first time voter faced with a Douglas Alexander ballot sheet, the referendum went ahead on March 1, 1979. The turnout was 63.8% low by the standards of the day, massive by comparison to last weeks Euro referendum.

The 'YES' vote had a majority of 100,000. One million two hundred and thirty thousand, nine hundred and thirty seven people living in Scotland voted YES. The proportion of the electorate who had voted "yes" was 33% - short of the Cook -Cunningham 40% rule. As it was intended to, the 40% rule derailed devolution for the best part of twenty years. Ten years on from devolution, we're only now beginning to see how a Government wholly committed to the well being of the Scottish people might actually work.

The 40% rule was undemocratic and the referendum results justified the establishment of a devolved assembly in Scotland. When the SNP group approached Callaghan and asked him to reconsider the 40% amendment, he refused, and consigned himself to the political wilderness. Even if he had survived the motion of censure, Callaghan was toast. The 1970's were memorable for choppers, punk, strikes and power cuts. labour had been found wanting, thrawn to the Unions, laughed at by industry.

Within weeks of the General Election, the Scotland Act was binned by a triumphalist Thatcher. Once again, home rule was off the agenda.

Tomorrow, Parliamentarians of all stripes get a chance to vote on a fractured Labour Government. The contrast between Westminster and Holyrood has never been more vivid. It's time to get Labour out, and elect enough SNP MP's who have one sole aim, to deliver Independence to this small Northern European country that just wants to be normal.

George Cunningham, the man who dashed the aspirations of a country for a generation, is still alive. He left the Labour Party in the early 1980's and was one of the co-founders of the SDP, problem is nobody really remembers him.

Monday, 8 June 2009

Anyone else noticed how quiet poor old AM2's blog is today?




Here he is after receiving the news that despite his best efforts of negative whining about the SNP over the past two years plus, that the pesky electorate have taken Iain Gray and Gordon Brown outside and laughed in their ugly little Unionist faces.

Friday, 5 June 2009

Hell hath no fury like a Doonhamer scorned.



Dr Ian Gibson, the Dumfries born Labour MP for Norwich has decided to fuck over Gordon Brown. Gibson has been barred from standing for the Labour party at the next general election, following questions about his expenses. He reportedly claimed for a flat in which his daughter lived rent-free.

He claimed £80,000 in taxpayers’ money for a flat where his daughter lived with her partner. He then sold the west London property to his daughter and her partner William Turner in April this year for £162,000 - less than he bought it for in 1999 and well below the current market rate.

The Telegraph reported that Dr Gibson published his expenses on his Internet website earlier this week, but blacked out key details. He's in good company, David Mundell tried the same trick and omitted to mention his photoshop addiction at £65 a month, thankfull the Telegraph righted that omission.

Flipping Fuck, Tony McNulty has just resigned too!



Gibson's resignation means that Broon now has a definite bye-election on his hands.



How many will go after Monday's European results are out?

Ha ha ha ha and furthemore ha! Caroline Flint has just gone!




Meltdown



Alan Sugar will be the Enterprise Czar...So the country is in the worst recession for decades and unemployment is rapidly rising. What do you do? Hire an "Enterprise Czar" who is famous for telling people they are fired on national telly. Brilliant. Lord Alan Sugar

Alan Johnson Home Secretary, he used to be a postie... you may have read that.

Arch Blairite Hutton resigns as Defence Secretary when Blighty is at war on two fronts!

Katie Price to be Woman's Minister

Ed Balls, stays on as Kiddy secretary

Darling to retain his post as chancellor.


What next?

Thursday, 4 June 2009

Cabinet of the all the talents.




Who's next?

The Rt Hon Alistair Darling MP Shoogly peg

The Rt Hon David Miliband MP Reshuffle survivor?

The Rt Hon Jack Straw MP After brtual murder of two French students should be sacked.

The Rt Hon Jacqui Smith MP Oops

The Rt Hon Alan Johnson MP Eye on the prize

The Rt Hon John Hutton MP Mad stary eyes, likely contestant in future staring competition.

The Rt Hon Lord Mandelson PC Prince of Darkness

The Rt Hon Hilary Benn MP Nonentity

The Rt Hon Douglas Alexander MP Semi detached

The Rt Hon Harriet Harman QC MP Cauldron for hire

The Rt Hon Hazel Blears MP Oops

The Rt Hon Geoff Hoon MP E-X-P-E-N-S-E-S

The Rt Hon Ed Balls MP Chancellor in waiting...Telegraph expenses couples story in waiting too.

The Rt Hon Ed Miliband MP Saving up for new bike.

The Rt Hon Shaun Woodward MP Thinks Broon doing great job. Sectionable.

The Rt Hon Baroness Ashton of Upholland PC Who?

The Rt Hon Baroness Royall of Blaisdon PC Who the fuck are these people?

The Rt Hon James Purnell MP Ooops

The Rt Hon Andrew Burnham MP Plucked eyebrows, I mean come on!

The Rt Hon John Denham MP Who?

The Rt Hon Yvette Cooper MP Ahh Mrs Balls - dad leading nuclear lobbyist. Telegraph in waiting

The Rt Hon Paul Murphy MP Is he even Welsh?

The Rt Hon Jim Murphy MP Has been very, very quiet. Completely off the radar, apart from informing the radar that he voted for Susan Boyle in Britain's Got Extra Chromosomes.

Take you pick. I'm thinking Darling, Milliband and Hoon.

Monday, 1 June 2009





According to the very latest YouGov poll commissioned by the Telegraph. 60% of voters want Gordon Brown to call a general election by the autumn rather than wait until next year.

The poll sample was a MASSIVE 5000 which must make it one of the most authoritative surveys around.

Asked when the next general election should be held, 18 per cent said Brown should go to the country within the next few weeks, 42 per cent said he should wait until the autumn, and 32 per cent believe he should wait until next year.

Voting intentions for the European elections, for those who can be arsed, show there is so little between Labour, the Lib Dems and Ukip that predicting which of them will come fourth is too close to call. While the Tories are ahead on 27 per cent, Labour is on 17 per cent, Ukip on 16 per cent and the Lib Dems 15 per cent. One unassailable fact is the rise of the BNP who appear to be on target for four MEP seats in London, the North West, the West Midlands and Yorkshire & Humber.

Brown's popularity has slumped to a staggeringly low 17% putting him somewhere between Myra Hindley and Ian Huntley in the 'would you let them babysit the kids' stake.

All the smart money seems to be looking to Alan Johnson plunging the dagger into Brown within a week of the Euro election results and pitching for a General Election in the Autumn.

What place in history for Brown?

Has there ever been an unelected Prime Minister who didn't lead his party into a General Election? Gordon, this could be your legacy...


http://tinyurl.com/mbhja5

Sunday, 31 May 2009

Purcell humps Gray





The Observer has a hugely interesting interview with Stephen Purcell, the leader of Glasgow City council and king in making/MSP/First Minister of Scotland/Leader of Labour in Holyrood, according to the vested interests.

Interesting passages include the following:

"Disillusioned party activists are facing up to a generation of wandering in the wilderness, out of power and unable to stop the country sleepwalking into separatism as it grows accustomed to life under a nationalist administration."

"His words will smooth the furrowed brows of a handful of Labour MSPs, who have their eye on the national leadership after the decent but dull current leader, Iain Gray, is finally forced to leave office. Gray's fate was effectively sealed a few weeks ago when a poll showed that his recognition factor among voters was lower than that of Annabel Goldie, the redoubtable chief of the Scottish Tories. But there are influential business and media players in Scotland who want Purcell to be Labour's next first minister."

But the most telling is this comment, that effectively strolls up behind Iain Gray and guts him like a fish.


"New Labour as a brand is dead and the period of opposition we're having in Holyrood is giving us a chance to reflect on how we administer devolution. Look, there's no point in pretending that the SNP government has not done very well, given that none of their ministers had had any previous experience in government. There's no doubt the processes of devolution have been helped by having a minority government in Holyrood."

These few short words peal the death toll for New Labour and recognise what everyone in Scottish Labour knows, but wont say publicly. New Labour is Dead....Let's keep it that way.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/may/31/steven-purcell-glasgow-labour-elections

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