Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Camel - Back and Indeed Straw



OK this is the one that did it, that drove me to abandon constructive debate with the delightful unionist dependence junkies and finally commit some nouns and verb to t'internet.

How can supporters of a party that was
founded on principles of equality
and the finer essence of humanity turn
themselves into a rabid hold-on-to
-power at any costright wing cabal.
Two instances over the last couple of
days, fetched my goat and kicked its pan in.

(1) Wildcat strike. "British Jobs for British Workers."
Ok the spin they put on it sounds weak,
but hey benefit of the doubt and all that. What he
really meant was train British workers to do jobs
in Britain. So how do they respond? They wheel out
Baron Fey of Hartlepool to tell the workers in
best Daily Mail stylee, "If you don't like working
here fuck off to foreign."
Ok I paraphrase, but that is the essence of his message.

(2) Titian. Wonderful news that an acclaimed
masterpiece gets to stay accessible within the
shores of this island. So what do we get on a
day when we should be celebrating the fact that
the Scottish Government saw fit to involve itself
in the campaign to retain the work here?
Ian Davidson Labour MP for
Deep Fried Poverty South West whining that
it wisnae wurf it. What a chundering dobber.
Anti-intellectualism went out of fashion
with Madame Mao.
Look at the benefits Glasgow has had from
Dali's Christ on the Cross. 
It has been the backbone of the cultural
renaissance of Glasgow's
economic regeneration. Does he not see now that
'Diana and Actaeon' will have a similar effect
on Edinburgh and the places it tours with the
Bridgewater Collection.

However, I digress. I'm good at that.
What really slapped a saveloy up
my goats back passage was the following.
Go on Labour, let's hear you blame the
SNP ran council. I look forward to the current
MP Lyndsey Roy of Mordor explain away
his concerns, free from the
constraints of a Labour party
gun-toting PR lovey working him by
means of cold hands up his shirt tail.













GLENROTHES BY-ELECTION REGISTERS GO MISSING

Tricia Marwick MSP for Central Fife today
(Tuesday) called for an inquiry following
the revelation that the marked electoral
registers for the Glenrothes By Election
have gone missing.

The marked registers are the only record of
who voted during the election and were
delivered to the Sheriff Clerk's Office
in Kirkcaldy by the Returning Officer
at Fife Council.
The marked registers must be kept
for a year and are made
available for inspection by
individuals and political
parties.

John Beare the Convener of the SNP
in Central Fife first
asked for the marked registers in
November and following
numerous phone calls the Sheriff Clerk's
Office finally admitted
on Friday that the records were missing.

Tricia Marwick said:

"The marked registers are an
essential element of any
election campaign.

“They allow a check of who voted,
but not how they voted,
to confirm that the election was
conducted properly.
Without these records there is no
evidence of either a fair
or unfair election.  This undermines
the confidence of everyone
who took part.

"It is almost beyond belief that a
by-election which attracted
media coverage throughout the UK,
which delivered such a surprise
result and had a much higher
turnout than anticipated now has no
records to show who actually voted.

"There now needs to be the
fullest independent inquiry
carried out.

“The registers must have
gone missing almost immediately
after they were delivered to the
Sheriff Clerk's Office because
the SNP first asked for copies
on the 19th November. I also want
to know why we were not
told that the registers had gone missing
when we first started to
make inquiries about examining them."



Shocker eh? Let's see them squirm and blame.
Make accusations of sour grapes, blame the
SNP council, anything but open their
eyes to the possibility that the Labour party
are a corrupt cabal only interested in retaining
power and privilege.

19 comments:

Conan the Librarian™ said...

New posts then edit posts.

Welcome Montague.

Anonymous said...

Ahoy ma murkin, congratulations on your new blog. Yeh like Conan says, save your post, then hit edit, then space into paragraphs then post. You will get the hang of it soon.

BTW i see Conan was first to latch onto your blog, Conan you murk, i wanted first spot, sniff.

Hoi Murkin, mind and follow my blog, naws wit urs meens ?

Anonymous said...

Good article btw. Labour are all over the place on the foreign jobs front.

I think Gordon Brown has used the word "British" once to often and now it has come back to slap him.

"Two instances over the last couple ofdays, fetched my goat and kicked its pan in"

er what, lmao what are you like ? nothing changes.

BTW this Glenrothes thing is sure to roll some heads, it's becoming more rigged by the day

Nikostratos said...

Oh God not another one...They must clone them down the leith way

Anonymous said...

Murkin..

Well that just shows how low labour are to accuse the council just because it's SNP led.

I really do hope the SNP uncover dirty tricks on this one because that would dump that buffon out of No 10 sooner rather than later.
...............

Café Royal, ooer i say very swanky. Good pub that and been in it many times. Very handy for Burger king after they chuck you oot.

Oh soz you were doon on the shore, that's my territory and every lampost has my spray on it.

Anonymous said...

Uh uh, Niko's arrived, be prepared for some major grumping lol.
.......

BTW Murkin, what do we call you ? Montague Burton or Monty or Burt

Anonymous said...

Ahoy, Montague it is then.

Hoi less of the cheek.

What restaurant in Leith did you go to ?

Anonymous said...

Ah i see now, sorry when you said the shore i thought you meant the area. The whole area next to the water is called the shore.

The shore restaurant is really good. Been in it a couple of times. I stay just 2 mins from the shore restaurant

subrosa said...

Happy New Blog Monty (can I get special permission to call you that?) If you ever need a woman's advice just ask.

I see niko's even managed to escape his nursing duties to offer his sincere congratulations :-)

Administrator said...

Greetings Sub, yes you can call me Monty.

Good ole Niko, our favourite unionist, tell me is it true he's 104 and marched with Manny Shinwell?

Conan the Librarian™ said...

The evil fiends who run the Cafe Royal put exactly the same bottle back to back in the island bar.

While waiting for much deserved beer, you look into the non existant mirror and think, excellent, I'm a vampire...

Anonymous said...

FFS Conan has taken up poetry.

Hoi Murkin, oops Montague get some lights on in hear, im sure i can feel a beaver rubbing up next to me or is it Conans beard ?.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Bar and vampire?

I'll be writing about the Tay bridge next...

brownlie said...

Afternoon, Montague,

Welcome to the mad-house! Don't pay any attention to those nationalist muppets, Spooky and Conan. You can rely on Nikos and yours truly to keep you right. They've never been to a pub in their lives. Subrosa takes them to the play-park strictly supervised in case they bump into Paisley Pete, the play-ground politician. The more strict she is the better Conan likes it and Spooks, being an OAP, is more of an observer these days.

Look forward to more contributions from you and don't forget to kick nationalist ass!

brownlie said...

Montague,

I'm glad you spelt "pithy" properly, I get slagged enough by the nasty nats!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Somebody forgot to change the text font colour...

JuanKerr.com said...

Excellent work Monty. Even for a unionist. It will take them years too twig, just as well yer fan base is those smart an pesky nats! They know how to highlight text. AM2 is still looking for the light switch on your blog.

CAFE ROYAL! PHAH! BUNCH OF POSEURS! Omans, Craigmillar. Quality pub! or the even classier Central bar! Oh what a boozer! Accidentaly wnet in their to meet frineds 2 years ago on way to a burns nicht!!A riot ensued in pub, I got searched outside despite being approx 3 feet smaller than the attacker and outside talking to police at taxi rank! Lothian and borders finest. Why look for a nasty man when a weedy wee one will do! Less hassle, danger and paperwork!

Conan the Librarian™ said...

If you are there before seven Monty...

...look for the grey disturbance in the force.

JuanKerr.com said...

Thatll be you then you squirrel :-)

Njoy yer nichts lads, no ned fighting in burger king.

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