Monday, 27 April 2009

15,000 new Mac jobs and the right to have the Saltire on our registration plates. Hold me back



Jimbob Murphy the venerable Secretary for the state of Scotland hits the news today, in the super Soaraway Scoddish Sun.

He's grabbed the front page declaring jobs for all, only possible through the divine working of a Labour government. A closer analysis reveals much of what he claims is a rehash of the old YOP schemes of 30 years ago, when my generation were wiped out of the jobs market.

So rather than receive dole money, if you're between 18 and 24 it's off to Tescos to train how to stack shelves from 10am to 8pm then in six months time, if you're really lucky...you might be kept on, although chances are a fresh 18 year old will be taking your training place.



The other big news, which I seem to recall was an SNP campaign about ten years ago is that Scoddish motorists are finally to be allowed place a saltire on their registration plate and not face penal servitude for identifying with Scotland. In fact I seem to remember Helen Liddle of Airdrie and Adelaide, the then secretary for the state of Scotland actually backed the SNP campaign. It's only taken them ten years to implement it....



Speaking to DVLA Direct, Murphy said: “The Saltire is a proud symbol of Scotland which belongs to every Scottish driver, so it’s right that Scottish drivers here should be allowed to display it on their licence plates, not just separatist drunken drivers of baby raping, planet killing nationalist vehicles.


Sunday, 26 April 2009

Independence Referendum "There to be Won"







POLL SHOWS INDEPENDENCE REFERENDUM “THERE TO BE WON”

SUPPORT MOVES AHEAD IN EUROPEAN CONTEXT

New findings of a YouGov poll show that support for Scottish independence moves ahead when the question is put in the context of Scotland being “a member of the European Union in its own right”. In total, 42 per cent back that position, compared to 40 per cent against.

The poll also shows that 35 per cent of Scots are more likely to back Scottish independence if the Tories were to win the next General Election, compared to just 6 per cent who would be less likely – a balance of some six-to-one.

In the independence referendum poll question, support for independence increases by 4 points from the last YouGov poll in March to 37%, with 52% against – the best position in a YouGov poll since September 2008.

SNP Westminster leader Angus Robertson said:

“This poll shows that an independence referendum is there to be won. As we approach the European elections, when people are asked if they want Scotland to be a member of the EU in our own right – as opposed to being represented by the UK government – the answer is positive. And the headline support for independence has also increased by 4 points to the best position in a YouGov poll since last autumn.

“As the UK government arbitrarily axes the Scottish budget by £500 million in the teeth of a recession, it will become ever clearer why Scotland needs to be in charge of our own resources – and with our own voice to protect and promote Scottish interests in Europe.”

SNP President and MEP Ian Hudghton said;

“This poll is an excellent starting point for the SNP as we go into the European election campaign.

“This poll shows voters want Scotland to have a strong independent voice in Europe. A vote for the SNP in June is about giving Scotland that voice, supporting the SNP in fighting for Scottish jobs in Europe and showing that Scotland has what it takes to be at the heart of Europe.”

ENDS

Details of the poll are as follows:

On balance do you think Scotland should…?

Continue to be represented by the UK Government in the European Union - 40%
Be a member of the European Union in its own right and represented by the Scottish Government - 42%
Neither of these - 9%
Don’t know - 9%

In the referendum, the Scottish Government intends to ask people whether they think the Scottish Government should negotiate a new partnership with the United Kingdom so that Scotland becomes an independent country.

Do you agree or disagree that the Scottish Government should negotiate this new partnership?

I AGREE that the Scottish Government should negotiate a new partnership so that Scotland becomes an independent country - 37%
I DO NOT AGREE that the Scottish Government should negotiate a new partnership so that Scotland becomes an independent country - 52%
Don’t know - 11%

Note - In a YouGov poll in January the gap was 26% and in a March YouGov poll it was 20%.


If the Conservative Party were to win the next General Election, would this make you more likely or less likely to back Scottish independence?

Much more likely to back Scottish independence - 24%
Slightly more likely - 11%
Slightly less likely - 3%
Much less likely to back Scottish independence - 3%
No difference – I would back Scottish independence anyway - 14%
No difference – I would NOT back Scottish independence anyway - 34%
Don’t know - 11%


The YouGov poll was commissioned by the SNP and conducted from 21-22 April among 1,020 Scottish adults.

Thursday, 23 April 2009

Who's got what it takes?








WE'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES - POLL CONFIRMS VOTER’S
TRUST IN SNP

NECK & NECK RACE FOR WESTMINSTER

GRAY’S RATINGS WORSE THAN WENDY’S

A new poll by YouGov – and commissioned by the
SNP – has confirmed the voters trust in the SNP
Government is increasing for all elections as
we approach the second anniversary of the SNP’s
historic victory in the 2007 Scottish
Parliamentary elections.

The poll of 1020 people on 21 and 22nd April
2009 shows:

* The SNP increasing its vote in the constituency
and regional votes for the Scottish Parliament

* The SNP vote for Westminster elections increasing
by 12%, bringing the party neck and neck with Labour

* Twice as many people trust the SNP Scottish
Government to focus on their needs and interests as
trust the UK Labour Government

* Alex Salmond’s ratings dwarfing other party leaders
with Iain Gray’s ratings figures not only lower than
Annabel Goldie’s but historically lower than any other
Scottish Labour leader.

* Voters of all parties see the SNP holding the balance
of power in Westminster as a "good thing" for Scotland

Commenting on the poll figures Angus Robertson MP,
SNP Business Convenor and Westminster leader, said:

“This is a sensational poll for the SNP and for Scotland.
As we approach the mid term of the Parliament, they are
the SNP's strongest ratings since last autumn.

“The poll shows that voters across Scotland know that we
have what it takes to focus on their needs and interests
during tough times.

“As the SNP approaches the second anniversary of our
historic election victory, the poll demonstrates a tale
of two governments.

“The SNP’s actions in our first two years in Government
have delivered major improvements in people's lives,
with the council tax frozen, scrapping of small business
rates, the phased abolition of prescription charges, and
investment in jobs and skills under our six-point plan to
support Scotland through the recession.

"By contrast, Labour's £500 million raid on Scottish spending
has set the terms of politics in Scotland, and will galvanise
SNP support further in the European and Westminster elections
to come.

"Labour have let people down with their mismanagement of
the economy and attacks of Scotland's public services.

“Double the number of people trust the SNP Government
over the UK Labour government to be on their side.
The SNP’s support for jobs, skills, training and investment
is clearly recognised by voters as doing everything possible
within our powers to promote recovery from Labour’s
recession and build a strong, sustainable economy and society.”

Commenting on the leadership and First Minister ratings which
confirm Alex Salmond’s support and show the Labour leader with
the worst figures ever,

Mr Robertson said:

“This result shows that people believe Alex Salmond is an
excellent First Minister for all of Scotland - he is more
popular among Labour voters than Iain Gray, and more popular
among Lib Dem voters that Tavish Scott!

“The poll is a personal disaster for Iain Gray – as
Labour’s Scottish leader he is the invisible man, and
totally overshadowed by Jim Murphy and Steven Purcell.

“No Labour leader has ever had such low support from
the Scottish public. When even fewer people want to see
Iain Gray as First Minister than wanted Wendy Alexander,
this is a crisis for his leadership."

Commenting on the voting intentions for Westminster and
the support for the SNP to hold the balance of power at
Westminster Stewart Hosie MP, Convenor of the SNP’s
Westminster Campaign added;

“These dramatic results show voters know the SNP has got
what it takes to provide them with a strong voice at Westminster.

“Labour have lost the trust of the Scottish public.

“With a 12% increase from the 2005 election the SNP is
winning the trust of the Scottish electorate at all levels
whilst Labour is continuing to lose public support and the
LibDems are disappearing from the electoral map.

“There is clear evidence from this poll that voters of
all parties support the SNP holding the balance of power
at Westminster, no matter who is in number 10.

“The SNP in Westminster have got what it takes to see
Scotland’s interests protected, not sacrificed as they
have been under successive Labour and Tory governments and
this poll shows that the Scottish public recognise
our vital role in protecting and promoting their interests."

ENDS

Notes:

Poll details are as follows:

Holyrood Constituency Vote

Party - Poll (Change from last poll) -
[Change from 2007 election]

SNP - 37% (+2%) [+4%]
Labour - 30% (-4%) [-2%]
Tory - 15% (1%) [-2%]
LibDem - 13% (1%) [-3%]
Other - 5% (1%) [3%]

Holyrood Regional Vote

Party - Poll (Change from last poll) -
[Change from 2007 election]

SNP - 37% (+7%) - [+6%]
Labour - 28% (-4%) - [-1%]
Tory - 15% (0%) - [1%]
LibDem - 13% (2%) - [2%]
Other - 7% (-5%) - [-8%]

Westminster voting intentions:

SNP - 30%
Lab - 32%
Tory - 21%
LibDem - 13%
Other - 5%

* Which ONE, if any, of the following Scottish
Political leaders do you think would make the best
First Minister?

Alex Salmond - 36%
Annabelle Goldie - 10%
Iain Gray - 7%
Tavish Scott - 4%
Patrick Harvie - 1%

7% for Iain Gray is the worst figure recorded for a
Labour leader in Scotland since the 2007 election and
probably since polling began.

Wendy Alexander's lowest rating was 9%.

Previous polls on party leader ratings had the following
ratings for Labour leaders:

Apr-09 - 7% - Iain Gray
Mar-09 - 17% - Iain Gray
Jan-09 - 15% - Iain Gray
Oct-08 - 13% - Iain Gray
Sep-08 - 15% - Combined Labour*
Apr-08 - 11% - Wendy Alexander
Nov-07 - 10% - Wendy Alexander
Oct-07 - 9% - Wendy Alexander

* Figures were Iain Gray 3%, Cathy Jamieson 7%,
and Andy Kerr 5%.


* Thinking about the performance of the UK Labour
Government and the Scottish SNP Government over
the past year…

- Which do you think cares MOST about the needs and
interests of you and your family?

Scottish Government - 44%
UK Government - 22%
Neither - 26%
Don’t know - 7%

- On balance, do you think the Labour Party will win
or lose the next UK General Election?

Win - 23%
Lose - 61%
Don’t know - 17%

* It is possible that at the next British general election,
neither the Labour or Conservative Party will win an outright
majority and that other parties, including the Scottish National
Party, could hold the balance of power.

- Do you think this is…?

A good thing for Scotland - 41%
A bad thing for Scotland - 19%
Makes no difference either way - 28%
Don’t know - 13%

Sunday, 19 April 2009

Have we got what it takes?

Think so. Showaddywaddy does too.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkIC629sos0

Friday, 17 April 2009

We've got what it takes.








Posted this on the Hootsman today and was fair flummoxed that it was removed by the Administrator. I reposted it thanks to the previous button and asked why.

Then it dawned on me has anyone ever had an explanation for the Hootsman's bullying censorship?



Finally – Brown says sorry for smeargate


"Finally". I'm loving the use of this term in the headline, it implies that the Hootsman have been indulging in the wailing and gnashing of teeth and pulling of hair in an attempt to make Prudence say sorry for the filth that operates in his front office and cabinet.

I've eschewed all this talk of 'traitors' from some of my independence loving chums, putting it down to some 18th century Walter Scott romanticised view of morals versus citizenship. Now after watching Broon's attack dogs slebber all over Scotland yesterday, particularly the toadying, loathsome creep that is Jim Murphy, I can see the fascination and application of the word is quite applicable.

Thursday, 16 April 2009

Michty! Scottish Labour Sex Scandal Surely Not...




Scottish Labour politician in Shrek like tryst, naw, say it ain't so...




Sunday Hootsman should be busy...

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

SCOTTISH LABOUR PURE HATE TOURISTS SO THEY DO.



So, in circumstances I'd rather not go into, I recently found myself reading the Daily Retard. Having long given up any thoughts on finding actual news, I was most perplexed to discover yet another jibe by Labour at Homecoming 2009.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2009/04/15/sean-connery-homecoming-advert-cost-more-than-slumdog-millionaire-claim-86908-21279498/


This time Labour tourism spokesman Lewis Macdonald, (you'll recognise him below, he's the one that permanently looks as if he's curling off a skittery three pounder) declared that the Homecoming advert cost more per minute than Oscar winning movie Slumdog Millionaire.


Speaking like a man with shares in Imodium, Mr McDonald claimed the advert cost £233,450 for its 59 seconds, versus Slumdog which cost £28,000 per minute. So far so curious. Thankfully an anonymous Telly insider was able to provide Magnus Gardham, the Retard's political editor, with some shocking FACTS!

He/she said: "The ad could have been made for £2000."

"It would have looked big budget if they'd spent £20,000."

Jings, I thought, 'a sixty second advert of wondrous quality, with an excellent song, jam packed with Scoddish slebs for £2,000, what colour is the sky in this "insiders" world?

Now having been involved in the 'glamorous' world of telly production for a wheen of years, I pondered, at the costs, thankfully the article explained that the rights to the song cost £15,000. For a whole year, pretty darn good. I once enquired about using a 30 second burst of Charles Trenet's 'La Mer' a TV project and was quoted a price of £7,000 for 10 seconds...and that was nearly 20 years ago...However, I digress...I then happened upon BBC Scotland, lapping up this mince like a cake hungry chum slut. Using the rather ambiguous headline,

SNP ad 'cost more than Slumdog'

'Mmm', thought I, an 'SNP ad'. What like a Party Political broadcast? Then like Douglas Fraser's last expenses claim to The Herald, the actual cost rose to a ginormous £559,287

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7999044.stm

Ah but that includes the marketing, promotion and rather importantly the transmission costs in various foreign markets. They then inform us that Mr McDonald was actually wrong that Slumdog in reality cost £10 million pounds rather than the £3million he bandied about like free toilet paper.

This is where my previous experience in production costs come in handy. Low budget films that you have seen in the cinema did not cost the pennies the producers tell you they did, that is part of the marketing mince they want you to buy into.

Reservoir Dogs, Desperado, Do the Right Thing, all done on deferred payments and credit cards. B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S. Each one of these films and Slumdog were party to massive investments in marketing. Slumdog Millionaire was distributed in the US by Fox Searchlight, when they put out a film on US general release in 1000's of screens they spend an average of $30 million dollars on promotion and marketingper fillum...and then when it got the Oscar nod, well double that figure. Every dollar spent getting the Oscar, accrues another 10 dollars on DVD sales and merchandising...

Grrr so for Labour to compare the costs for an advert that is designed to encourage tourists to visit and spend money in Scotland (that includes the parts that are still Labour afflicted) you can surmise that my blood is fairly well close to boiling.


Labour you expect this mince from, but for BBC Scotland to claim Homecoming is an 'SNP ad' and then double the price is just downright insidious. Whichever Labour lackey decided this is the path to impartial reporting needs taken out and given a right good shoeing.



Wednesday, 8 April 2009

'Stop the World - Scotland wants to get on!'



Following the 75th anniversary of the founding of the Scottish National Party and the untimely death of Sir Professor Neil MacFarlane and the approaching second year of the Scottish Government I was pleased to notice that BBC Alba (increasingly becoming the Scottish Broadcasting Council we all need and want) are playing:

'Madame Ecosse'


Produced & Directed by Ishbel MacIver
Producer Morag Stewart

With contributions from
Alex Salmond, Ian Paisley, Tam Dalyell, Michael Russell, Brian Wilson, Angus Brendan MacNeil, Alasdair Allan and Fergus Ewing.

Monday 13th April at 9pm & Tuesday 14th April at 10pm
on BBC Alba, Sky Channel 168 & Free Sat channel 110

After five decades in politics spent in three parliaments, Westminster, Europe where she earned her nickname Madame Ecosse and the Scottish Parliament, Winnie has been hailed as a nationalist heroine who is loved by some and loathed by others.

So how did this lawyer become the Grand Dame of Scottish politics and why are we still coming to terms with the effects of her win at Hamilton?


Fly my pretties!

Saturday, 4 April 2009

NUJ Scotland boss in racist attack on ENGLISH Editors. Shocker...read all about it full colour pages 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and 17.





There was an article in the Press Gazette on April 1st that had me checking the fallibility of my gullibility monitor. Under the headline " SCOTTISH JOURNALISTS ARE 'NOT COPING', MP's TOLD" I read with a tear in my een, how hard bitten Scottish journalists have developed a dose of the wibbles in the current economic armageddon.

Chunky bearded Liverpudlian Paul Holleran, 58, the National Union of Journalists' Scottish organiser, was asked by chairman Mohammad Sarwar MP at the Scottish affairs committee how journalists were coping.

Everton fan Holleran, with his lip all a quiver, replied: "They’re not coping. I carried out a surgery the other week, and had people from 9am to 6.15pm, complaining about new contracts, new working conditions, the pressure they have been put under.

"I was getting reports of senior people in tears at The Herald. What epitomises the loss of morale is when I met with the managing director of Newsquest after their announcement, he said we want between 30 and 40 journalists to go.

"They had 51 volunteers. That tells you the level of morale."

Yep, the recession is hitting Scottish journos hard. The clichéd view of the hard drinking, hard man Scottish journalist is impacting on this generation who are oft seen crying into their expenses fuelled Mojitos whilst twittering on their Blackberries about how evil their bosses are to them...

So what's at the bottom of this crisis which has seen men and women of letters polish up their CV's and sit up and beg, salivating at the prospect of moving from editor posts at National daily's to Media Communication jobs with North Lanarkshire District Council?

Chunky bearded Liverpudlian Paul Holleran, 58, father of three has the answer.
Sarwar asked why circulation was dipping. Hunky bearded Liverpudlian Paul Holleran, 58, father of three, Everton fan, cited smaller newsrooms – but also blamed publishers, for appointing ENGLISH EDITORS to Scottish titles, claiming this had not helped.

"In the past five years there have been a number of actions that have impacted on the quality of the newspapers in Scotland," he said.

"I'm talking of a number of appointments where editors originated from south of the Watford Gap, shall we say.

"They were appointed editors of Scottish newspapers without knowing the local patch. That was a big starting point.

"They're trying to regain that momentum. However, during that period, as profitability of these titles has gone up – and it has gone up, quite dramatically - they have closed a number of correspondents.

"There's a lack of coverage of European Parliament, in Brussels and Strasbourg, the number of columnists has gone down, there's less diversity. That's part of the problem of falling circulation."

Chunky bearded Scouser Paul Holleran, 58, father of three, with a twinkle in his eye, also cited competition from English papers with Scottish pages, especially the "cut-price" Daily Star and Sun.

Sooooooooo appointing English editors with a 'British' perspective to Scottish titles has not worked. The endless torrent of anti-SNP headlines and stories in the Hootsman, Herald, Daily Labour and faux Jock blatts has merely brought about a paradigm shift in the Scottish electorate and has seen the "Nationalists Seize Control" of holyrood and Local Authorities the length and breadth of Alba.


When all this is done and dusted and Scotland is once again a normal Independent country, a major thesis on the impact of propaganda emanating from "South of the Watford Gap" originated editors needs to be done. Colour me bemused.



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