Tuesday, 3 May 2011

The next Scottish Government?

So, four long hard years of relentless negativity have boiled down the last lap before the polling booths close on Thursday night at 10pm.

At first Labour spat the dummy and refused to acknowledge they'd lost the moral right to run Holywood. Blair headed off for a life of perma-tanned perma-wealth with nary a glance to the land of his birth. Brown, bottled his rage up and took it out on staff and elderly bigots. Jack McConnell suffered for daring to want to fight his own battle, unfortunately for him Blair, Brown and McTernan stomped on his throat to show him who was really the boss. Dougie Alexander slithered around in charge of the election, blithely manipulating the electoral process, all the while proclaiming  a choir boy innocence. 

We've had colonial overseers come and go as Secretaries for the State of Scotland. In four years Salmond has seen off Messrs Alexander, Browne, Murphy, Alexander and latterly has had the woefully innefectual and utterly anonymous Micheal Moore, as the man London keeps in Edinburgh to keep an eye on the rebellious Scots. Similarly he's seen off McConnell and Alexander as his official opposition in Holyrood. Iain Gray, working with a limited team of talent has shown nothing in the way of ambition for Scotland and if there is any moral justice in this world, won't be the man to lead Scotland for the next five years after Thursday.


Labour offered nothing in the way of constructive opposition. Their abstentions and votes against SNP policy all carried out for the sake of spite. I thought as the science appeared to back up their caffeine proposal, they might have taken advantage of the opportunity and compromised a little bit to work with the SNP to combat Scotland's drink problem. Alas no, like a petulant child they voted against all and sundry all the while ticking off the days on their calendars until they were back in the ministerial tower. 


Jim Murphy, spoke of them having learned lessons and coming back into the election a little older and a little wiser. Sadly this hasn't been reflected in the campaign so far. It's been a repeat of 2007 but with added hilarity for the political anoraks, like myself. Funny for a while, but latterly, completely disheartening. Where is the vision, that prompted these people to go into politics?

Obama, before he killed people via games consoles, benefitted from artist Shepard Fairey adopting a photograph of him into the now famous 'HOPE' poster, which spread throughout America in the election year. Eventually posters that cost $45 were selling for tens of thousands of dollars. 

 I was reminded of the poster whilst reading Londoner John McTernan's cynically realistic mantra in the Scotsman that Fear trumps Hope. He contends that the electorate will respond more readily to fear than ambition. My first thought, without deliberately trying to invoke Godwins law, was that McTernan's philosophical stance wasn't too far removed from what went on in 1930's Germany, where fear was the catalyst that lead to global war and genocide.


All of which got me pondering, how best to sum up the people who would run Scotland for the next five years. What do they offer if not hope? The answer's obvious...




  






9 comments:

Tom Hogg said...

Dougie not Danny. But otherwise up to your usual cheesey standards.

Administrator said...

Doh! Amended. Too many Alexanders in Scottish politics...

natha said...

Great pics.

Watched the debate tonight, *salmond was tired looking.

He needs to get on a diet.

Nobody won it but Gray lost it in more than one way.

So many Brit nat Labourites in the audience this evening, lead to a debacle as far as any undecided are concerned I would imagine.

Ciao.

Anonymous said...

Where is Wendy?

Administrator said...

Hiding out with Wally and the twins. I think her influence is spent, she's not popular with SLAB or Westminster. I think she's a McLeish in waiting...I may do one later, just for you M'Lord Snoot.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Old Bean.

Off for a glass of Bollie and a wee lie doon.

Last night was heady.

Administrator said...

Quite the mood of euphoria on the Hootsman comments. I'm anticipating a beauty from our Kirkliston correspondent on his blawg.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Grandbairns Mark.

nmebbe later, after some sleep...

Administrator said...

Rest well weary one. Astounding work all round. A tsunami of sense, one might say...

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