Much like our Gallic chums were labelled 'Cheese-eating surrender monkeys' by hard of thinking right wing, Jesus lovin' , banjo pluckin', dungaree wearing rednecks and the rest of the Bush cabinet. I imagine that Scotland is probably about to undergo a similar linguistic bashing.
Memorably our American cousins renamed French fries, 'freedom fries'. This got me thinking, what etymological ethnic cleansing might they do to remove 'Scotch' from their vocabulary?
Therefore I present to you my selection of new Scotch appellations.
Scotch egg = Freedom egg.
Scotch tape = Liberty tape.
Scotch whisky = Free speech juice
Scotch Beef = Emancipation beef
HopScotch = Hop Liberation
Scotch Broth = Immunity Soup
not forgetting the
Scotch pie = paradise pie.
You get my drift, please feel free to add your own contributions....
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To take it a degree further...
Tartans=Autonomy textiles
Bagpipes=Autarchy tubes
Kilts=Salvation Skirts
I would rather be a haggis eating compassion chicken than a free-basing rendition monkey.
Loch Ness Monster = Anti-creationist critter.
Sidney Devine = Weapon of Mass Distraction.
Scotland has never had a major terrorist attack on Scotish soil..."yet".
When it happens I'm going to celebrate.
Fuck you Scotish dick lickers. We beat England twice and England handed you your filthy Scot asses on a platter...see the patern?
erm....No Anonymous... don't see any pattern at all....
Don't really see much, except the spelling mistake, and poor punctuation....
Anonymous, if you are for real, where do you think Lockerbie is?
Airstrip One?
Anonymous, if wasn't for us, you would be speaking Sasquatch.
Did the English/British not burn down the White House in 1812 causing James Madison's wife to cut a portrait of George Washington out of it's frame with a table knife before fleeing leaving, her dinner un-eaten? Oh and was the American decleration of independence not based on the decleration of Arbroath?
Faint-hearted freedom flip floppers, Munguin?
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