Thursday, 4 June 2009

Cabinet of the all the talents.




Who's next?

The Rt Hon Alistair Darling MP Shoogly peg

The Rt Hon David Miliband MP Reshuffle survivor?

The Rt Hon Jack Straw MP After brtual murder of two French students should be sacked.

The Rt Hon Jacqui Smith MP Oops

The Rt Hon Alan Johnson MP Eye on the prize

The Rt Hon John Hutton MP Mad stary eyes, likely contestant in future staring competition.

The Rt Hon Lord Mandelson PC Prince of Darkness

The Rt Hon Hilary Benn MP Nonentity

The Rt Hon Douglas Alexander MP Semi detached

The Rt Hon Harriet Harman QC MP Cauldron for hire

The Rt Hon Hazel Blears MP Oops

The Rt Hon Geoff Hoon MP E-X-P-E-N-S-E-S

The Rt Hon Ed Balls MP Chancellor in waiting...Telegraph expenses couples story in waiting too.

The Rt Hon Ed Miliband MP Saving up for new bike.

The Rt Hon Shaun Woodward MP Thinks Broon doing great job. Sectionable.

The Rt Hon Baroness Ashton of Upholland PC Who?

The Rt Hon Baroness Royall of Blaisdon PC Who the fuck are these people?

The Rt Hon James Purnell MP Ooops

The Rt Hon Andrew Burnham MP Plucked eyebrows, I mean come on!

The Rt Hon John Denham MP Who?

The Rt Hon Yvette Cooper MP Ahh Mrs Balls - dad leading nuclear lobbyist. Telegraph in waiting

The Rt Hon Paul Murphy MP Is he even Welsh?

The Rt Hon Jim Murphy MP Has been very, very quiet. Completely off the radar, apart from informing the radar that he voted for Susan Boyle in Britain's Got Extra Chromosomes.

Take you pick. I'm thinking Darling, Milliband and Hoon.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great stuff Murkin.

BTW.. The Rt Hon Jack Straw MP After brtual murder of two French students should be sacked.
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If he goes then i want the credit coz i called for him to go first. Am i being big headed ? well its no like me..

Administrator said...

Ahem, didn't you change your mind after reading my post? Mind your head now...

Anonymous said...

Hoi Murkin cut the mantra, er okay i did lol

Alan Smart said...

hey monty...you are in great form

one minor gripe - and im serious. John Denham, good guy. Ive known him for 3o yerars and he was a good guy then. Resigned over Iraq remember. Bright astute likeable....if Brown hangs on, my tip for next Labour leader, post election defeat......And a guy we could do business with - id say a closet nat!

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