Saturday, 17 December 2011

It's a long,long while from May to December.




Impressed by the hagiographic column inches devoted to the finally departing Leader of the Labour Party in the Scottish Parliament (LOTLPAISP) Iain Gray, I'm left pondering over whether this is the longest swansong in Labours Scottish political history.

When Henry McLeish replaced Donald Dewar as First Minister, the process took place within the 28 days as stipulated by the Scotland Act. The vote was taken by a "selectorate" of 80 Labour MSPs and members of the party's Scottish executive...yes count them 80!

Poor Henry survived the long knives of internal back biting for just a little over a year before resigning over 'Officegate'. A resignation that had more to do with one man's ambitious stoking of internal party strife than a powerful opposition.

Wee Jack replaced Henry, unopposed in a hasty 18 days. Yet when Jack fell on his sword after losing the May 2007 election to the SNP by one pesky seat, it took all of 30 days and a girls night out involving a Chinese takeaway for TheWendy to replace him. Even Iain Gray's installation as LOLITSP took all of two and a half months, despite an actual leadership battle, where the brave Iain saw off the formidable Cathy doll and former Murray Primary school boy Andy Kerr.

So fast forward three years, three months and two days and finally we come to the end of Iain Gray's reign as the Parliaments perennial Mr Angry.

Mr Gray announced his resignation on the 6th of May 2011, that'll be 7 months and 11 days ago, or 31 weeks if you prefer. During this time, he has gone about his business with a complete lack of grace, honesty and basic manners. His final conference speech was given over not to identifying the mistakes Labour had made and what plans he had to solve them, instead he launched a tirade about the rise of the Cybernat. It wasn't the cybernats who followed him into a sandwich shop or walked with him through the Killing fields of Renfield Street. It wasn't the cybernats who ran a campaign built on negativity, scaremongering and fear that has probably killed Labour for a generation. It was Iain Gray, his deputy and replacement Johann Lamont and control from London. Did Ed really get Scotland?

His final farewell today sees him using the very last of his headline grabbers to yet again attack the leader of the SNP. No fond remembrances for Iain Gray. Probably no ermine clad pension in the other place. Instead a pew at the back of the Holyrood benches where he can fulminate and nurse his wrath at the SNP backbenchers.

So farewell Iain Gray, you've given a lot of pro-Independence folk a lot of laughs. In a tenure bereft of dignity or humanity you've managed to traduce the once mighty Labour party to a minority voice in a changing Scotland, quite an achievement, especially considering the overwhelming backing of the UK and Scottish media that you've had.

Here's a final memento for you.





6 comments:

  1. Perfect analysis - I also have to say September song is sublimely chosen for the moment in history... is Gray fading away history?

    More a historical footnote - the man at the helm of the Scottish Monty Python campaign who with his fellow hegemonic creatures of indifference created the worst political campaign in modern history in Europe against one of the most formidable political parties in the world.

    So long Mr Gray and thanks for all the fish.

    Hello Ms Lamont and thank you to Labour for delivering this fine hobbit into our midst.

    Hobbit Krankie from now will she be known.

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  2. It is an oft observed phenomena that the Labour Party in Scotland are going backwards in terms of the abilities of their ''leaders''. Like an anti-evolutionary process they are going back into the primal swamp.

    Is it possible that Rosa Klebb will be worse even than Elmer Fudd? I think that's a yes.

    I wish the Labour Party would just hurry up & die. Seriously it is not good for the SNP to have no effective opposition.

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  3. I prefer no effective opposition till after the referendum.

    Anyway, it's out of my hands - we have: Davidson, Rennie and Hobbit Krankie as being the presumed opposition. No effective opposition in any case.

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  4. Don't think so Stevie - Eck is seen as the main man for the SNP & he simply performs better when he has someone to fight with. He was always at his best when faced with Dewar for example. I think there is a danger he may appear complacent, like a tiger at the zoo just lying there, if he doesn't have to go out & hunt.

    People remember the magic moments in debate that hit the news, we aren't going to get any of them with Rosa Klebb.

    The independence debate is hardly going to engage people if only one side turn up. I am a bit worried about that.

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  5. You've got a point Obs

    Merry Xmas

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  6. Merry Xmas Mark to you and yours

    and a Happy New Year

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