Why if your the one time First Minister of Scotland and spurned future High Commissioner of Malawi you accept a freebie to the VIP section of T in the Park, where you can hang out with a topless Jarvis from Iglu and Harty (No, me neither) an American electronically enhanced popular rock beat combo.
Ach well it beats working in your shit-hole of a constituency...
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So glad I didn't go. He's much younger than me and he looks totally ridiculous. The one on the right I mean.
Nice spot. I visited three of Jack's constituents at the weekend - two grans and a papa!
I wish more politicians would go to T in the Park. They might have more of a grip on what real people get up to.
Jack shoulda camped though. Big softie.
He didn't meet any 'real people', he spent the entire time in the VIP ghetto.
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